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Old 08-06-2012, 06:03 PM   #11
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I think I remember that, but it wasn't very conclusive, was it?
I remember they were sure enough that President Clinton did a press conference about it but I think it got debunked or something, Im not 100% sure.
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Old 08-07-2012, 10:02 AM   #12
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I remember they were sure enough that President Clinton did a press conference about it but I think it got debunked or something, Im not 100% sure.
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with that space bacteria!"
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Old 08-07-2012, 10:49 PM   #13
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Good god. I don't even want to know how much calculator sex was going on that night.
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Old 08-08-2012, 10:58 AM   #14
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Good god. I don't even want to know how much calculator sex was going on that night.
Never underestimate the sexual prowess of a man who can calculate proper entry angle from 35 million miles away.
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Old 08-08-2012, 11:20 AM   #15
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Old 08-08-2012, 11:59 AM   #16
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Old 08-08-2012, 12:41 PM   #17
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Old 08-09-2012, 09:59 AM   #18
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Never underestimate the sexual prowess of a man who can calculate proper entry angle from 35 million miles away.
That's just fucking sick.

This is the shit I love. I'm working on getting into JPL when I finish my degree becuase I love this stuff.
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Old 08-09-2012, 10:02 AM   #19
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That's just fucking sick.
Don't hate the playa', hate the unit conversions. And watch those significant digits...
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