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Old 12-09-2008, 11:18 PM   #11
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Sorry, I'm a little slow tonight. No, I didn't impregnate her. She and Ebbs were up here with several other bikers and we were all riding some of the curvy roads around here. Hell, I even had a bike in the dream.
Damn it must of been a dream to have curvy roads in Indy. Maybe God impregnated her with the savior of flat straight road places to bring curvy roads to all the people.
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Old 12-09-2008, 11:43 PM   #12
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Damn it must of been a dream to have curvy roads in Indy. Maybe God impregnated her with the savior of flat straight road places to bring curvy roads to all the people.
I said, "around here," meaning Terre Haute, which is where I am 4 days out of the week. Sorry for the confusion. There are some decent roads around here, but the best are about 45 minutes south of Indy or an hour east of TH.
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Old 12-10-2008, 11:41 AM   #13
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I found a porno with some chick the looks just like Rae the other day... If I wasn't such a pervert and didn't already download another 50 or 60 videos on top of the couple thousand I have, I'd find it and post it for everyone...
I am having a war within me because of this statement. The perverted side said, "HELL YEAH!!!" because she's sexxay, but Rae is such a sweet gal that my good side (didn't know that I even had one) said, "I'd prefer to think of Rae as pure as virgin snow."
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Old 12-10-2008, 11:44 AM   #14
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Old 12-10-2008, 11:49 AM   #15
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Lol Wow...I'm waiting to see what happens when She reads this thread...

Thats some Funny shit.
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Old 12-10-2008, 11:56 AM   #16
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but Rae is such a sweet gal that my good side (didn't know that I even had one) said, "I'd prefer to think of Rae as pure as virgin snow."
I spit coffee on my monitor when I read this.
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Old 12-10-2008, 11:58 AM   #17
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I giggled Outloud...Since when does Fnfalman ever have "Pure" Thoughts
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Old 12-10-2008, 11:59 AM   #18
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Old 12-10-2008, 11:59 AM   #19
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Old 12-10-2008, 12:03 PM   #20
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Oh my goodness.

*blush*

I am NOT pregnant. I know this for fact. Altho cap, I am sure you make beautiful children. Ebbs, yours would just be freakishly tall.

I'd love to get in some curvy road action tho. *sigh*

And PORN? I dont know whats funnier? Fnfalman, preferring to think of me as virgin snow, or OSP seeing my double in a porn!
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