United Breaks Gui-tars....

[Lucky3623]

Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

Are you playing for the Rangers, then?

I wish... well at least this year I wish... I tried out for them too, but they told me I was too old at 23 (this was a few years back...) I even tried to lie and tell them I was 21...

[HurricaneHeather]

Originally Posted by Lucky3623

I wish... well at least this year I wish... I tried out for them too, but they told me I was too old at 23 (this was a few years back...) I even tried to lie and tell them I was 21...

you should come play for the Round Rock Express and get me free tickets.

[marko138]

This shit was just on GMA. Says United has contacted them to resolve the issue.

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by marko138

This shit was just on GMA. Says United has contacted them to resolve the issue.

Apparently he was on CNN last night too. Or so he said when interviewed this morning.

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by Avatard

I have another one:

A musician leaves his accordian in the back seat of his car after a gig, having been dead tired, and a bit drunk, and goes up to his apartment to sleep.

He awakes the next morning in a panic, for fear he has committed the ultimate musician's recklessness.

He rushes downstairs, and out to his car...only to find that his worst fears are true; someone has indeed broken his car window...and left another accordian in the back seat.

JC

[TommyHotWheel]

The handlers must have seen them play.

[marko138]

Originally Posted by TommyHotWheel

The handlers must have seen them play.

No kidding.