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Old 11-26-2008, 07:47 PM   #251
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Ebbs man the Air Force is no different then the civilian world.. Its not what you know its who you blow...
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Old 11-26-2008, 09:04 PM   #252
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laughin at my step daughter(kinda emo),
Whoa! Wait a minute! When did you get remarried?!
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Old 11-26-2008, 09:10 PM   #253
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It is fucking rain...turn on your god damn head lights! I do not care what time of day it is...they need to be on. Not only because it is the law in California but because it is not safe otherwise. Dumb asses.

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Old 11-26-2008, 09:13 PM   #254
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I would like to rant about people of the opposite sex. They start shit and are jealous....that's all. I'll have another beer now.
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Old 11-26-2008, 09:46 PM   #255
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I think I'll have another beer now too. Bartender!!!!!!!!! Bud Lite Lime Please!
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Old 11-26-2008, 09:50 PM   #256
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The house across the street from me was forclosed on back in the spring. I just met the new owners.. this guy is fuckin Ned Flanders... This really blows cock!!
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Old 11-26-2008, 10:00 PM   #257
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I think I'll have another beer now too. Bartender!!!!!!!!! Bud Lite Lime Please!
sorry, that was my drink first. Mike will be sure to buy you a shot of amoretto.
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Old 11-26-2008, 10:02 PM   #258
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sorry, that was my drink first. Mike will be sure to buy you a shot of amoretto.
that's okay, I still have the bottle left from the birthday party you threw me! Not to mention, I have to have something left of our relationship, Bud Lite Lime it is! Bartender!
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Old 11-26-2008, 10:16 PM   #259
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[rant mode]

This is for you. Yes you, the neon spandex wearing twat-waffle on the four thousand dollar bicycle in front of me today. Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you all to hell. I have places to go, and shit to do. I don't have time to wait while you peddle your happy ass down the middle of the road at 15 miles an hour.

There is, however, someone I hate more than you. Namely, the cowardly triple/no-foam/soy milk latte with coco sprinkles drinking motherfucker in the car in front of me who won't pass you. I want him to die in the most horrific and painful way possible. I want him to get hit by a train with AIDS. If snakes can eat his dick while he's dying, that works for me.

You fuck headed cunt bag, do us all a favor and take the goddamn bus.

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Old 11-26-2008, 10:27 PM   #260
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NO! ITS NOT A GIXXER AND I DONT FUCKING STUNT...YO!!!!!
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