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Old 12-02-2008, 08:43 PM   #31
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right hand (punched something I shouldn't have.
right index finger (slamed in a door jam when I was little)
right big toe (too embarrasing to tell)

I think that's it.
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Old 12-02-2008, 08:47 PM   #32
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Fingers on my right hand (closed in a door)
Collar bone (mini bike)
Right wrist (fight)
Jaw (falling)
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Old 12-02-2008, 09:01 PM   #33
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In chronological order:

Cracked skull, age 6. Tried to slide down a pole from a second story balcony, (Batman style) This particular injury comes in handy when people ask if I was dropped on my head as a child. I can honestly say, "No, I jumped."

Nose #1, age 13, fell into a canoe (nose first).

Age 16, both legs (multiple fractures) left arm (more multiple fractures), 5 ribs and one collarbone. Norton vs. guard-rail. Guard-rail declared winner.

Nose #2, age 18. Barfight. Marines have no sense of humor. To be fair, some of them did laugh.

Tailbone, age 20. Fell off of a roof while trying to retrieve a rubber-band powered bird. I might have been high at the time.

Right Index finger, age 23. Did you know that some cars have fans that come on, even though the car is not running? I didn't. Six stitches in the nail-bed of my pointy finger. Ouch.

Big toe, age 29. Landed wrong. It happens. Take it from me, don't mix porn fantasies and playground equipment. You'll break your toe.

Shoulder, age 40. Pocket-bike highside at speed. Was able to establish a new brakemarker by crawling backwards.

Other bones: I know I'm forgetting a couple, but I'm chalking that up to cracked skull at age 6.

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Old 12-02-2008, 09:02 PM   #34
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Never. Not sure how I managed to avoid it. I guess I just really despise pain that much
Me neither... never... not one

I also, even though hit many times and broken once, have never had a bloody nose
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Old 12-02-2008, 09:08 PM   #35
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Officially, meaning I actually got medical treatment, such as it was, a shattered collar bone. High sided an RD400 and launched myself through a fence. My head went through but a 4x4 concrete post stopped my collar bone.
I've probably broken and cracked a few things but didn't go to a Doctor, just take some OTC and push (or limp) on through.
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Old 12-02-2008, 09:11 PM   #36
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Officially, meaning I actually got medical treatment, such as it was, a shattered collar bone. High sided an RD400 and launched myself through a fence. My head went through but a 4x4 concrete post stopped my collar bone.
I've probably broken and cracked a few things but didn't go to a Doctor, just take some OTC and push (or limp) on through.
Thats how I do things too. I went willingly to the hospital for my wrist, I was 13. When I broke my eye socket I was forced to go, mainly because my eyebrow wouldnt stop bleeding. They found the break shortly after.
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Old 12-02-2008, 10:00 PM   #37
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Let's see, I've shattered my left eye socket, broken most of my knuckles, had my nose broken a couple of times, and lots of bruised and cracked ribs, some of which are now malformed. Good times. And it sucks, because I'm a total pussy when I break something, I cry like a girl and roll around. God, I'm a pansy.
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Old 12-02-2008, 10:36 PM   #38
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No broken bones here.
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Old 12-02-2008, 10:43 PM   #39
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cracked vertebra at 8 (falling of a roof will do that)
brocken ankle, big toe and cracked wrist at 18 (Mazda vs Yamaha)
broken pinky toe 2x a few years back (damn cleats on the dock)
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Old 12-02-2008, 10:45 PM   #40
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Ioke my collarbone and two ribs and my wrist all in the same bicycle crash when I was thirteen hauling ass down potato patch mountain I went of an embankment. I shattered my calcaneus in my foot when I was 19 jumping into the sahllow end of a pool from a hieght.
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