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Oh my god! #1 is so cuuuuuute! 13 29.55%
Oh my god! #2 is so cuuuuuuuuuuute! 1 2.27%
What he said. 17 38.64%
I think Tater's Ex-wife is a whore and deserves to die a cold death in a cold dumpster with a mouth full of cum and a a$$ full of c**k 13 29.55%
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Old 12-02-2008, 03:56 PM   #41
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Old 12-02-2008, 03:59 PM   #42
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It's pretty messed up that tossing taters slut cock whore of an ex wife into the dumpster is getting more votes than kitty #2.
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Old 12-02-2008, 04:05 PM   #43
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It's pretty messed up that tossing taters slut cock whore of an ex wife into the dumpster is getting more votes than kitty #2.
Well Kitty #1 is gonna win this thing, that's all there is to it!
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Old 12-02-2008, 04:10 PM   #44
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While kitty #2 may be cute and option 4 might be warranted... kitty #1 is too hard to ignore... So that was my choice.
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Old 12-02-2008, 05:57 PM   #45
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Okay, fine. Send ME Kitty #2. I will gives hed scratchings
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Old 12-02-2008, 07:05 PM   #46
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I think you should get this one....
I think my sister has that cats daughter. Crazy fucker.

I vote "what he said".

But you should have asked this question like 3+ cats ago. Ask your wife if you can get your balls out of her purse when she gets the new cat. If not I hope you like the cat anyway.

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Old 12-02-2008, 10:46 PM   #47
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Ask your wife if you can get your balls out of her purse when she gets the new cat. If not I hope you like the cat anyway.

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If it works out the way I think it will, the new cat will snatch my balls from the wife's purse, and bat them around the floor like big fuzzy mice.

Look for the video on YouTube.

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Old 12-02-2008, 10:48 PM   #48
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If it works out the way I think it will, the new cat will snatch my balls from the wife's purse, and bat them around the floor like big fuzzy mice.

Look for the video on YouTube.

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Old 12-02-2008, 10:50 PM   #49
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If it works out the way I think it will, the new cat will snatch my balls from the wife's purse, and bat them around the floor like big fuzzy mice.

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If it works out the way I think it will, the new cat will snatch my balls from the wife's purse, and bat them around the floor like big fuzzy mice.

Look for the video on YouTube.

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Hide behind the the sofa and when the cat isn't looking jump out and grab them. Run down the street. I will be waiting in an unmarked white van. I have a guy that will fly your balls to Mexico. From there they will travel by mule to a small village. They should be safe from your wife there.

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