Why are men such silly freaks? - Page 5

t-homo · 12-08-2008, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by fnfalman

Oh, for fuck's sake!!! Stop being such a damn Puritan and bang the young buck already!!!

The best lay I've ever had was when I was 25-years-old, lean mean paratrooper and she was a hot 40-years-old long legged mama. She was the one that gave me that "funny" smile at the bar and took me to the dance floor all night, gave me her phone number and everything. Then the next several days she was saying the same shit that you're saying right now, "Oh, you're too young, I'm too old, blah, blah, blah." So I had to do the usual bullshit of telling her that she's hot and that I'm a man and she's a woman and all that jazz. When we finally got together, we banged each other's brains out for two days straight.

Look, dudes YOUR age (i.e. myself and other men) like young chicks, okay? The chances of you hooking up with guys your age are rather slim. So do yourself a favor and get some hard cock from that young buck...unless he's ugly and you are not physically attracted to him.

Stop saying all the other bullshits because we don't believe you. You like it when good looking young guys hit on you.

Fnfalman tells it like it is.

Mr Lefty · 12-08-2008, 08:44 PM

well I'm sure your daughters boyfriends brother has seen your daughter(s) and I'm sure your daughters boyfriend has mentioned how attractive you are... and that your husband is 14 years younger than you... so he probably thinks he has a chance... I mean your 41 so he's only 17 years younger.

shit Trock is what 20 years... there ya go!

Sixxxxer · 12-08-2008, 08:46 PM

LMFAO

FNFALMAN Is So Fucking Right.

2up · 12-08-2008, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by thunderex

You do realize that your daughter's boyfriend and Cassidy have genetically identical penii right?

Ok dude, please just smack yourself now!

2up · 12-08-2008, 08:59 PM

fnflman, I'm not being a puritan. I'm being married and not a total head-case. Seriously! Even if I WERE single, or separated but dating, which I am not, I just could NOT do my daughter's boyfriend's brother. At the end of the day, were I looking for strange, it isn't that difficult to find that I need to stay in that gene pool.

Oh, and, did you miss the part where my husband is 14 years younger than me? So its not like I have an aversion to younger guys. Its an aversion to my daughter's boyfriend's brother I have. Well, and men in general because I AM MARRIED!!

Sixxxxer · 12-08-2008, 09:04 PM

Your currently seprated...Its fair game

Tmall · 12-08-2008, 09:06 PM

I've seen pictures of the daughters. HOT!!!! is an understatement. They are absolutely gorgeous.

fnfalman · 12-08-2008, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by 2up

fnflman, I'm not being a puritan. I'm being married and not a total head-case. Seriously! Even if I WERE single, or separated but dating, which I am not, I just could NOT do my daughter's boyfriend's brother. At the end of the day, were I looking for strange, it isn't that difficult to find that I need to stay in that gene pool.

Oh, and, did you miss the part where my husband is 14 years younger than me? So its not like I have an aversion to younger guys. Its an aversion to my daughter's boyfriend's brother I have. Well, and men in general because I AM MARRIED!!

If you don't want to hit it while you're "separated", well, that's your personal belief. And since that younger guys' ages aren't an issue, then what the hell? He's your daughter's boyfriend's BROTHER. He's not her boyfriend (now that would be fucked up).

Dragonpaco · 12-08-2008, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Tmall

I've seen pictures of the daughters. HOT!!!! is an understatement. They are absolutely gorgeous.

now it is customary for her to post up a pic of them.

t-homo · 12-08-2008, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by fnfalman

He's not her boyfriend (now that would be fucked up).

That'd be pretty impressive for him though.

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2up Waiting for Hello Kitty! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Arizona Moto: Nothing ATM, which makes me want to cry. Posts: 810	fnflman, I'm not being a puritan. I'm being married and not a total head-case. Seriously! Even if I WERE single, or separated but dating, which I am not, I just could NOT do my daughter's boyfriend's brother. At the end of the day, were I looking for strange, it isn't that difficult to find that I need to stay in that gene pool. Oh, and, did you miss the part where my husband is 14 years younger than me? So its not like I have an aversion to younger guys. Its an aversion to my daughter's boyfriend's brother I have. Well, and men in general because I AM MARRIED!! Last edited by 2up; 12-08-2008 at 09:01 PM..

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12-08-2008, 08:44 PM	#42
Mr Lefty TWFix Legend Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Denver CO Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar Posts: 15,677	well I'm sure your daughters boyfriends brother has seen your daughter(s) and I'm sure your daughters boyfriend has mentioned how attractive you are... and that your husband is 14 years younger than you... so he probably thinks he has a chance... I mean your 41 so he's only 17 years younger. shit Trock is what 20 years... there ya go!

12-08-2008, 09:06 PM	#47
Tmall Aspiring Rapper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, NS Moto: '12 CB1000R Posts: 3,569	I've seen pictures of the daughters. HOT!!!! is an understatement. They are absolutely gorgeous.