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Old 06-12-2009, 04:34 PM   #41
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It's not all that fun... well other than the constant sex and the young, cute chicks running around in bathing suits... believe it or not, I found myself saying last night, "Not now baby, I want to watch the finals. I'll come to bed when the game's over!"
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Old 06-12-2009, 09:05 PM   #42
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AMJ< you're starting to loose a little credibility in my book

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Old 06-12-2009, 09:30 PM   #43
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Old 06-12-2009, 09:46 PM   #44
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Hey I got to watch the game with my best bud!




He always spots the downcourt action faster than I do!
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Old 06-13-2009, 12:41 AM   #45
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There are snakes in almost every dream I have.
If you dream of snakes, you have a fear of cancer.

I know, we all fear cancer, but if you dream of snakes, you subconsciously really fear cancer. At least that's what I read.
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Old 06-13-2009, 03:51 AM   #46
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Maybe Kelly is Reffering to Trouser Snakes???

Which In turn I am COmPLTELTY Ok With.

And Trip, Your Still a Bastard.
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Old 06-13-2009, 09:31 AM   #47
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Maybe Kelly is Reffering to Trouser Snakes???

Which In turn I am COmPLTELTY Ok With.

And Trip, Your Still a Bastard.
You must off had a dream about a hangover last night!
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Old 06-13-2009, 10:40 AM   #48
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Maybe Kelly is Reffering to Trouser Snakes???

Which In turn I am COmPLTELTY Ok With.
Maybe sometimes.
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Old 06-14-2009, 06:59 AM   #49
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I dreamed I was working my wife's ass. Does that count? Wht a gret dream that was.
Why would you dream it when you could just roll over, bend her over, and give her the ol' in-out...
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Old 06-14-2009, 12:23 PM   #50
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Why would you dream it when you could just roll over, bend her over, and give her the ol' in-out...
Apparently it's a complicated relationship that he has with his Mrs... Me I'm much more simple and heartily subscribe to your aforementioned technique!
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