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Old 01-07-2010, 07:07 PM   #51
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Now just for arguments sake does wanting to (as a general rule) stick my face between every large set of boobies and motorboat the shit out of them count as something sexual? Its more of a general urge that I have, and not really directed to any one person, rather to the whole female half of the species instead.

(Girls with boobies, you should read this as I want to motorboat your boobies, I have thought about it, and will continue to think about it. it is fact)

I just motorboated a set of boobies. Like 2 seconds ago, as in just now.
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Old 01-07-2010, 07:13 PM   #52
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Yea then the answer is still "no"... If either party has ever even thought about it for even a second then the conditions were met. I've never met the bitch and I thought about fucking her from looking at her picture!
Trust me dude, you dont want you dick near that snatch.
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Old 01-07-2010, 07:34 PM   #53
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Now just for arguments sake does wanting to (as a general rule) stick my face between every large set of boobies and motorboat the shit out of them count as something sexual? Its more of a general urge that I have, and not really directed to any one person, rather to the whole female half of the species instead.

(Girls with boobies, you should read this as I want to motorboat your boobies, I have thought about it, and will continue to think about it. it is fact)

I just motorboated a set of boobies. Like 2 seconds ago, as in just now.
motorboating does count for sexual tension reasons
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Old 01-07-2010, 07:58 PM   #54
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motorboating does count for sexual tension reasons
I wanna motorboat everywoman, The Chi, Tiggers girl. HH, Archen, CruizerGirl, Grrl, Tsunami, Fleck, Tiggers Girl (2nd mention), Daves girl (she deserves 2 mentions too), Azoom, CrazyKel (2 mentions because of the handbra thread), Itgirl, lauralynne, Hokie.

I intentionally left ninjakel off this list because leon could kick my ass but she needs to be there too. There are a few other women on this board who need a good motorboating from me too, so the list isnt all inclusive.
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Old 01-07-2010, 08:09 PM   #55
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Great thread!

I think at any given time one of the two parties [if truly heterosexual] will have dirty thoughts... so "just friends"? Nah.... Besides, I think it's what make really close friendship chemistry more interesting.
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Old 01-07-2010, 08:47 PM   #56
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Great thread!

I think at any given time one of the two parties [if truly heterosexual] will have dirty thoughts... so "just friends"? Nah.... Besides, I think it's what make really close friendship chemistry more interesting.
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Old 01-07-2010, 09:25 PM   #57
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So do I. Can I come over and motorboat your boobies?
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Old 01-07-2010, 09:26 PM   #58
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I'm saying possible but rare. More often than not it's one party seeing the other as a good friend and the other going "hummm wonder they're like in bed?"
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I'm saying possible but rare. More often than not it's one party seeing the other as a good friend and the other going "hummm wonder they're like in bed?"
I have to agree with this.
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Old 01-07-2010, 11:23 PM   #60
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I think it is very possible. I know I have had a lot of guy friends who I have never had any sexual interest in, not even fleeting. Mind you I can't speak for them, so maybe not...
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