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Old 04-18-2010, 12:34 AM   #81
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Old 04-18-2010, 12:37 AM   #82
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How much do you weigh???" Um 120ish.
Is that wet or dry?
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Old 04-18-2010, 12:38 AM   #83
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wonder how fast he goes...
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Old 04-18-2010, 12:47 AM   #84
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My standard answer:

"I was five-foot eight when I left the house, and now I'm 6'2", so, pretty goddamn fast."

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I'm with you on this one. The vast majority of people know jack about motorcycles, (including a lot of people who ride them), so being annoyed by stupid questions is an exercise in futility.

People, by and large, are blithering idiots. This is a known fact.

What I do find annoying, are the dweebs who ask about my bike, and then proceed to tell me their fucking life's story.

"I had a bike just like that a long time ago, (no you didn't) it was real fast, (no it wasn't) but mine was red (good for you) I had to sell it 'cause my wife didn't like it (she married you, how smart can she be?) and now I have a bad knee so I don't ride anymore (yet, ironically, your mouth still functions perfectly) but it sure was fun (yeah, big fun, any other information you think I need to know?)."

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Old 04-18-2010, 10:24 AM   #85
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Well I got a new one today at a red light. "Hey Baby, nice bike you got there! What is it?" GSXr750 "sweet how much does it weight?" um about 400wet "No Baby I said, How much do you weigh???" Um 120ish. "Damn Baby thats nice!"

WTF????? I was waiting for him to ask bra size next.

Haven't heard those questions yet... I have heard "That's a big bike for such a little girl!" Geez people, really?

To stay on topic... I like the conversation starter. People are interested and that is an easy question. No problem...98mph... then, my next favorite question..."Weren't you scared?"
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Old 04-18-2010, 12:37 PM   #86
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Well I got a new one today at a red light. "Hey Baby, nice bike you got there! What is it?" GSXr750 "sweet how much does it weight?" um about 400wet "No Baby I said, How much do you weigh???" Um 120ish. "Damn Baby thats nice!"

WTF????? I was waiting for him to ask bra size next.
So what is your bra size
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Old 04-18-2010, 12:45 PM   #87
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Is that wet or dry?

I'm just hoping the guy didn't think I weighed 400lbs wet. Lol. I looked a little confused then just laughed.

I really need to get a helmet cam with sound so you guys can hear the things that gets said to women riders. Some of it is hilarious.
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Old 04-18-2010, 10:09 PM   #88
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Glad someone said it!

Man, there are some uptight people on this board. Time to give the panties a twist in a new direction.

I hope nobody in this thread drives a truck and has to deal with all those pesky kids asking them to honk their horn. Oh, the humanity!!
I don't think that some of care we are asked, it is just the number of times we get asked the same question that gets annoying.

I HATE going back to work after being on vacation because every damn person wants to know, "how was vacation"? Just gets really annoying when you know they are making small talk and are asked by every other person you see. I usually respond with, "how is any time out of this place"? DUH!
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Old 04-19-2010, 12:51 AM   #89
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Old 04-19-2010, 02:07 AM   #90
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