Excerpt From the UPS Manual

LeeNetworX · 12-02-2009, 01:29 PM

TYEster · 12-02-2009, 01:31 PM

The driver who frequents my house must've had this very sheet replaced with the "how quickly can you throw residence package from drivers seat while driving by" page.

Rider · 12-02-2009, 01:48 PM

Unless the UPS driver looks like this, don't bother knocking on the door.

Rider · 12-02-2009, 01:57 PM

Particle Man · 12-02-2009, 02:59 PM

wildchild · 12-02-2009, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rider

that's good. I so want to take that to the local office and ask if that's what their logo stands for. LOL

Papa_Complex · 12-02-2009, 03:29 PM

Damn, that's far too accurate. The last time that I had a parcel coming via UPS, I took a day off from work to receive it. The screen door was closed, but unlocked, and the inside door was open. I came downstairs at around 4:00pm to see if they had just dropped it on the front step or something, only to find the delivery failure notice tacked on the INSIDE (open) door.

njchopper87 · 12-02-2009, 05:46 PM

They love to mess with us here... doorbell is rarely used and somehow those notices add up to three pretty damn fast.

julie j · 12-02-2009, 06:00 PM

Our UPS guy rules. Half the time he hangs out for a while to BS about riding and he always brings Diesel a dog bone. My dog does not understand what Fedex’s problem is.

Rangerscott · 12-02-2009, 08:17 PM

The ups lady that delivers to my house is cool. I've only had one guy skip me (I taddle'd) since I've been here.

12-02-2009, 02:59 PM	#5
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12-02-2009, 03:29 PM	#7
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	Damn, that's far too accurate. The last time that I had a parcel coming via UPS, I took a day off from work to receive it. The screen door was closed, but unlocked, and the inside door was open. I came downstairs at around 4:00pm to see if they had just dropped it on the front step or something, only to find the delivery failure notice tacked on the INSIDE (open) door. __________________ "Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising" http://www.morallyambiguous.net/

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12-02-2009, 01:31 PM	#2
TYEster With MORE TYEstosterone Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: TX Moto: '12 KX450F / 08 YZ250F #512 / 07 KX65 #1 Posts: 1,429	The driver who frequents my house must've had this very sheet replaced with the "how quickly can you throw residence package from drivers seat while driving by" page.

12-02-2009, 01:48 PM	#3
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	Unless the UPS driver looks like this, don't bother knocking on the door.

12-02-2009, 01:57 PM	#4
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156

12-02-2009, 06:00 PM	#9
julie j WERA Yellow Plate Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Lynnwood, WA Moto: F650GS & XT250 Posts: 666	Our UPS guy rules. Half the time he hangs out for a while to BS about riding and he always brings Diesel a dog bone. My dog does not understand what Fedex’s problem is.

12-02-2009, 08:17 PM	#10
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	The ups lady that delivers to my house is cool. I've only had one guy skip me (I taddle'd) since I've been here.