Canadian Humor

101lifts2 · 12-10-2009, 01:56 PM

Having shot a moose, two Newfies began dragging it by the tail to their pick-up.

On the way they were stopped by a game warden. "Let me see your hunting licenses byes," he said.

When he saw that everything was in order he asked if he could give them some advice.

"Sure!" the hunters agreed.

"Well byes, I think that you would be finding it a lot easier to be draggin’ dat moose by the horns and not the tail."

"Aye, O.K. and tanks," said the lads.

After about five minutes one said to the other, "Bye, draggin’ by the horns is sure some easier, eh?"

"Aye, you're right," said his friend, "but have you noticed that we are getting further away from the truck?"

HurricaneHeather · 12-10-2009, 02:01 PM

I don't get it.

Avatard · 12-10-2009, 02:07 PM

You must be Canadian.

the chi · 12-10-2009, 02:35 PM

I get it...they didnt turn it around Heather, they left it facing away and drug it in the direction the horns were facing.

HurricaneHeather · 12-10-2009, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Chi

I get it...they didnt turn it around Heather, they left it facing away and drug it in the direction the horns were facing.

I know. There is a very strong need for a sarcasm font.

the chi · 12-10-2009, 02:40 PM

Ah...I find *'s work well...

Papa_Complex · 12-10-2009, 02:48 PM

If a Newfie ever tells you that they joined Canada on March 31, 1949, please remind them that "effective midnight of March 31, 1949" means that they actually joined Confederation on April Fools Day.

marko138 · 12-10-2009, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 101lifts2

Having shot a moose, two Newfies began dragging it by the tail to their pick-up.

On the way they were stopped by a game warden. "Let me see your hunting licenses byes," he said.

When he saw that everything was in order he asked if he could give them some advice.

"Sure!" the hunters agreed.

"Well byes, I think that you would be finding it a lot easier to be draggin’ dat moose by the horns and not the tail."

"Aye, O.K. and tanks," said the lads.

After about five minutes one said to the other, "Bye, draggin’ by the horns is sure some easier, eh?"

"Aye, you're right," said his friend, "but have you noticed that we are getting further away from the truck?"

Particle Man · 12-10-2009, 03:54 PM

nice

derf · 12-10-2009, 07:08 PM

Didnt get it either until you explained it

12-10-2009, 01:56 PM	#1
101lifts2 WSB Champion Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Anaheim, CA Moto: 2009 Kawi ZX6R Posts: 5,570	Canadian Humor Having shot a moose, two Newfies began dragging it by the tail to their pick-up. On the way they were stopped by a game warden. "Let me see your hunting licenses byes," he said. When he saw that everything was in order he asked if he could give them some advice. "Sure!" the hunters agreed. "Well byes, I think that you would be finding it a lot easier to be draggin’ dat moose by the horns and not the tail." "Aye, O.K. and tanks," said the lads. After about five minutes one said to the other, "Bye, draggin’ by the horns is sure some easier, eh?" "Aye, you're right," said his friend, "but have you noticed that we are getting further away from the truck?" __________________ Train Hard Ron Paul - 2012 Mark of Excellence GM

12-10-2009, 02:07 PM	#3
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	You must be Canadian. __________________ Insert free thought here.

12-10-2009, 02:48 PM	#7
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	If a Newfie ever tells you that they joined Canada on March 31, 1949, please remind them that "effective midnight of March 31, 1949" means that they actually joined Confederation on April Fools Day. __________________ "Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising" http://www.morallyambiguous.net/

12-10-2009, 03:54 PM	#9
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	nice __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

12-10-2009, 07:08 PM	#10
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	Didnt get it either until you explained it __________________

12-10-2009, 02:01 PM	#2
HurricaneHeather AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Sydney Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade Posts: 3,696	I don't get it.

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