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Old 05-07-2008, 11:40 AM   #1
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Arrow You might be a ____ if ___?

Everyone has heard the "you might a redneck jokes...", so lets hear some of your "you might be jokes"...


You might be a guy if you have ever cut your finger nails with tin snips

You might be a guy if you flick the bug into the chili cause of the added protein.

You might be a squid if your going to take care chicken strips means a run to pop eyes.

You might be a pwhore if you : lol: on aim

these are kinda weak, but they make me laugh so stfu and post some good ones
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Old 05-07-2008, 11:43 AM   #2
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You might be bored if you've ever created a "you might be...." thread.
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Old 05-07-2008, 11:48 AM   #3
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You might be addicted to riding if you've ever sat around waiting to ride in your riding boots.
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Old 05-07-2008, 11:52 AM   #4
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Someone said this to my husband once...
You may be a gear head if you have a $50k car in your garage but your 40 year old microwave does not work properly.
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Old 05-07-2008, 12:39 PM   #5
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Someone said this to my husband once...
You may be a gear head if you have a $50k car in your garage but your 40 year old microwave does not work properly.
you have to sacrifice somewhere.
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Old 05-07-2008, 05:41 PM   #6
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I get caught using : lol: all the damn time... but guess me being a doesn't suprise anyone...
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Old 05-07-2008, 08:53 PM   #7
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i'll go the lol lmao wtf gtfo omfg ftw ftl route now and again... but im steer clear of the smileys, they're fucking addicting.
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Old 05-08-2008, 01:03 AM   #8
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You might be a fag if you have a drewpy cock.

HA! didn't see that one comin did ya?
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Old 05-08-2008, 01:21 AM   #9
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you have to sacrifice somewhere.
We have priorities.
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HA! didn't see that one comin did ya?
The only reason I laugh it because I have been drinking........
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Old 05-08-2008, 03:21 AM   #10
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We have priorities.


The only reason I laugh it because I have been drinking........
As long as it made you laugh...
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