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03-11-2010, 12:49 PM
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My balls, your chin
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: The desert of Az
Moto: 929, SV650, YZ250
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Hangovers
Are hilarious, when they aren't yours.
My customer flew their corporate people into town this week, and they decided they wanted to go out drinking with my boss and I last night. Big mistake - my boss is a serious drinker, and we proceeded to get completely fitshaced. I am not much of a drinker anymore, so I took some stuff called Modjo before we started, and I feel just fine today. One of the corporate suits is downstairs puking his guts out in a trash can in my shop. My boss asked him if he wanted us to hold his hair back  The other guy is crying about going back to the hotel and sleeping the rest of the day. The third guy (didn't drink) is complaining that he didn't get any sleep due to the other two puking all night. Today is a good day so far.
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03-11-2010, 12:57 PM
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Serious Business
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: New York
Moto: 1993 ZX-11 2008 CBR1000rr
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Don't like Hangovers?
Have a glass of water after every two drinks. Problem solved
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03-11-2010, 12:59 PM
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03-11-2010, 12:59 PM
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The cows want you dead.
Join Date: Nov 2008
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Don't drink so much! 
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03-11-2010, 01:03 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: NW Arkansas
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I have one right now...Didnt stop me from jogging 2 miles this morning, showering, and coming to work. The show must go on, Ooh RAH!
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03-11-2010, 01:17 PM
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Cassolicious!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Austin, TX
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I should be mildly hungover, but I'm not complaining!
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03-11-2010, 01:22 PM
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My balls, your chin
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: The desert of Az
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Not an option, good sir. This was straight up "ego" drinking. Common sense is for pussies.
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03-12-2010, 10:28 AM
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