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Old 05-26-2010, 11:40 AM   #1
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Two atoms are walking down the street together. The first atom turns and says, "Hey, you just stole an electron from me!"

"Are you sure?" asks the second atom.

To which the first atom replies, "Yeah, I'm positive!"

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Old 05-26-2010, 11:43 AM   #2
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Youre getting on a roll today. I did like the shovel one though that was funny
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Old 05-26-2010, 11:46 AM   #3
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This joke receives the spinning horse cock of humor award.
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Old 05-26-2010, 07:14 PM   #4
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awesome
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Old 05-26-2010, 08:17 PM   #5
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Old 05-27-2010, 01:58 AM   #6
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This joke receives the spinning horse cock of humor award.
Hey get mad at me if you don't understand basic chemistry....
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Old 05-27-2010, 10:30 AM   #7
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Chemistry???
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Old 05-27-2010, 10:35 AM   #8
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A baby seal walks into a club . . .
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Old 05-27-2010, 10:40 AM   #9
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He should have seen the swing coming?
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Old 05-27-2010, 10:49 AM   #10
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I was going through the jokes in the original link and there's a "punchline" button for each joke.

The baby seal joke didn't have that button and I just started lmao. Thought I'd share . . .
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