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Old 06-28-2010, 09:25 PM   #1
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Old 06-28-2010, 09:55 PM   #2
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Haha, great article and from my very close experience witht he hipsters it is so true. I wish we could carpet bomb SE Atlanta to wipe them out. I never understood how some tattooed peirced up freak working at Urban Outfitters could afford a $500,000 loft and then hang out at bars all night during the week.
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Old 06-29-2010, 09:36 PM   #3
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We have a few of them on campus. I love to fuck with them in lab. For some reason they think because I have tattoos I give a shit about their cause. Weird.
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There's a whole gang of them around here riding their fixed gear bikes around looking angry all the time.
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Old 06-29-2010, 10:21 PM   #5
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Fucking philadelphia is infested with them. Can't walk ten feet down south without some anorexic grazer trying to guilt you into supporting their bullshit cause. I keep threatening to screen up shirts that say fuck you and your clipboard.
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Old 06-30-2010, 01:57 AM   #6
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Old 06-30-2010, 04:52 AM   #7
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