Attn: All Single Guys

neebelung · 06-01-2008, 11:10 AM

Want to go trolling? GET TO A MOVIE THEATRE - NOW! Go somewhere that's showing "Sex & the City," and just troll to your heart's content. Never before have I seen so many women in one place at one time... and not just women, but hot, unaccompanied, and dressed to the nines women, in HERDS.

We went to see the new Indiana Jones flick last night, and the theatre was just PACKED. Serious insanity. In line for tickets, we noticed an unusually high concentration of women -- and most were dressed up WAYYYYY to nicely to just be seeing a movie. Cocktail dresses, some even in formal gowns, and tons of 4" heels. These chicks were decked out like they were headed for a charity ball or something. It was crazy.

As we LEFT the theatre, they had a huge area cordoned off for (apparently) the next showing of S & the C, and quite literally there had to be 1000 women there, and maybe 3 men. For a single guy, it would have been like shooting fish in a barrell.

So get ye to the theatre!!! Take advantage of this offering!

Mr Lefty · 06-01-2008, 11:16 AM

damn it! wonder if it's big here in Korea?

neebelung · 06-01-2008, 11:17 AM

It was craziness.... there were even packs of them in limos. We went to a restaurant/bar by the theatre afterward for dinner, and they were all there, too. Seriously some of them looked like they'd dragged out 10 year old prom dresses for the occasion. I've never seen anything like it.

Mr Lefty · 06-01-2008, 11:30 AM

damn... too bad none of the theaters serve martini's... drunk'n desprate women FTW!

neebelung · 06-01-2008, 11:34 AM

Bassplayer · 06-01-2008, 12:42 PM

hmmmmm...(runs to movie theater)

NONE_too_SOFT · 06-01-2008, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15

damn... too bad none of the theaters serve martini's... drunk'n desprate women FTW!

holy shit what a novel idea.

wonder how long i could get away with selling cosmo's by the glass out of a huge water jug outside the movie theatre?

Cutty72 · 06-01-2008, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15

damn... too bad none of the theaters serve martini's... drunk'n desprate women FTW!

that would be sweet!

Over200 · 06-01-2008, 02:33 PM

and Im sure they are all High Maintainence Drama Queens!!!...No Thanks!!

DLIT · 06-01-2008, 02:49 PM

Indiana Jones SUCKED!

06-01-2008, 11:10 AM	#1
neebelung Ornery, scandalous & evil Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Jacksonville, FL Moto: 2004 Scarlet R1 Posts: 5,962	Attn: All Single Guys Want to go trolling? GET TO A MOVIE THEATRE - NOW! Go somewhere that's showing "Sex & the City," and just troll to your heart's content. Never before have I seen so many women in one place at one time... and not just women, but hot, unaccompanied, and dressed to the nines women, in HERDS. We went to see the new Indiana Jones flick last night, and the theatre was just PACKED. Serious insanity. In line for tickets, we noticed an unusually high concentration of women -- and most were dressed up WAYYYYY to nicely to just be seeing a movie. Cocktail dresses, some even in formal gowns, and tons of 4" heels. These chicks were decked out like they were headed for a charity ball or something. It was crazy. As we LEFT the theatre, they had a huge area cordoned off for (apparently) the next showing of S & the C, and quite literally there had to be 1000 women there, and maybe 3 men. For a single guy, it would have been like shooting fish in a barrell. So get ye to the theatre!!! Take advantage of this offering! Last edited by neebelung; 06-01-2008 at 11:16 AM..

06-01-2008, 12:42 PM	#6
Bassplayer No, I dont play drums too Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: East Bay, Cali Moto: SV 650 Posts: 608	hmmmmm...(runs to movie theater) __________________ Just Your Neighborhood Friendly Bassplayer

06-01-2008, 02:49 PM	#10
DLIT Clit Commander Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Las Vegas Moto: 2012 Ducati 1199 Panigale S Posts: 4,189	Indiana Jones SUCKED! __________________ Dress for the crash. Not the ride.

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06-01-2008, 11:16 AM	#2
Mr Lefty TWFix Legend Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Denver CO Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar Posts: 15,677	damn it! wonder if it's big here in Korea?

06-01-2008, 11:17 AM	#3
neebelung Ornery, scandalous & evil Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Jacksonville, FL Moto: 2004 Scarlet R1 Posts: 5,962	It was craziness.... there were even packs of them in limos. We went to a restaurant/bar by the theatre afterward for dinner, and they were all there, too. Seriously some of them looked like they'd dragged out 10 year old prom dresses for the occasion. I've never seen anything like it.

06-01-2008, 11:30 AM	#4
Mr Lefty TWFix Legend Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Denver CO Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar Posts: 15,677	damn... too bad none of the theaters serve martini's... drunk'n desprate women FTW!

06-01-2008, 11:34 AM	#5
neebelung Ornery, scandalous & evil Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Jacksonville, FL Moto: 2004 Scarlet R1 Posts: 5,962

06-01-2008, 02:33 PM	#9
Over200 Helo Avoidance Equipped Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Classified Moto: Time Machine Posts: 226	and Im sure they are all High Maintainence Drama Queens!!!...No Thanks!!