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Old 09-19-2011, 08:24 PM   #1
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Default You, 50 years from now.

I know.

You think you're all cool and shit, cause you have a fast bike.

Well this is you, 50 years from now, (20 years for me, if I make it that long).

If you don't have time, (between texting and masturbation), to watch the whole thing, at least check out the OMG! WTF? I WANT ONE! @ 7:15

http://www.youtube.com/v/jLsHZsnlOxg

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Old 09-19-2011, 09:53 PM   #2
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Old 09-20-2011, 01:26 AM   #3
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In 50 years I'll be trailer queening my bike to soe park so I can pose my old fat ass while revving the motor?

I guess its a way to make new friends when your old ones die off.
Its just that getting old and having to trailer the bike to some Italian sturgiss just seems a bit...I dont know.
Will there be naked chicks there?
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Old 09-20-2011, 01:38 AM   #4
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In 50 years I'll be trailer queening my bike to soe park so I can pose my old fat ass while revving the motor?

I guess its a way to make new friends when your old ones die off.
Its just that getting old and having to trailer the bike to some Italian sturgiss just seems a bit...I dont know.
Will their be naked chicks there?

You know it. Saggy titties and all.
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Old 09-20-2011, 08:49 AM   #5
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In 50 years I'll be trailer queening my bike to soe park so I can pose my old fat ass while revving the motor?

I guess its a way to make new friends when your old ones die off.
Its just that getting old and having to trailer the bike to some Italian sturgiss just seems a bit...I dont know.
Will there be naked chicks there?
You will be trailering it up to DPA, who are we kididng LOL

in 50 years I am just hoping I wont be decomposing
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Old 09-20-2011, 03:06 PM   #6
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I'll be long dead and buried
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Old 09-20-2011, 04:14 PM   #7
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With my family genetics... yea... I'll be dead.
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