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10-12-2011, 12:18 PM
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
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Hello, 911? I'm a retard, can you help me?
Mass. family lost in corn maze calls 911 October 12, 2011 10:46 AM A family in Massachusetts got an unexpected adventure after getting lost in a corn maze. Police got a 911 call from a woman who was trapped in the Connors Farm maze in Danvers, Mass., after closing time Monday evening. She said it was supposed to be fun, but quickly became a nightmare. On the 911 call, the woman says, "I don't see anybody. I'm really scared. It's really dark and we got a 3-week-old baby with us. The operator replies, "Just relax, calm down. You husband's with you right?" She replies, "Yes, but my baby --- " The operator responds, "I understand. And a police officer is on the way." "Early Show" co-anchor Jeff Glor reported it didn't take long for police to find the family and escort them out of the maze to safety. As it turns out, they were just 25 feet away from the exit. http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/...20119180.shtml For fuck sakes people, it's CORN, not concrete. Idiots. JC
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10-12-2011, 12:20 PM
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10-12-2011, 12:24 PM
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Aspiring Rapper
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Halifax, NS
Moto: '12 CB1000R
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"Yes Ma'am, we're on our way. We're going to start a fire at the entrance side of the maze. Please walk in the opposite direction."
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10-12-2011, 12:33 PM
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
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10-12-2011, 12:35 PM
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moderator chick
  
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Hill Country TX
Moto: Pasta Rockets
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Here I am, hoping that child isn't theirs...
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10-12-2011, 12:43 PM
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Custom User Title
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
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Wow - just wow.
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
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10-12-2011, 12:58 PM
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Follower
Join Date: Nov 2008
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Amazing!
Lost in a maiz maze!
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10-12-2011, 01:18 PM
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This is not the sig line.
Join Date: Dec 2008
Moto: Be prepared. What? Oh, *moto*...
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Lawsuit pending...
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This was no time for half measures. He was a captain, godsdammit. An officer. Things like this didn't present a problem for an officer. Officers had a tried and tested way of solving problems like this. It was called a sergeant. -Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards! |
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10-12-2011, 01:26 PM
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I give Squids a bad name
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Fly Over State
Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd)
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Whomever this dumbass is should have their priviledge to revoked for a minimum of 4 years. Then they are placed on a probationary period where they can vote only in local elections for another 4. After that, if they haven't done anythign retarded then they can vote again in national elections.
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put it THIS way
Join Date: Nov 2008
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