Mom claims daughter got pregnant from sperm floating in pool

Avatard · 07-09-2009, 01:45 PM

http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2009/07...ating-in-pool/

A Polish woman has filed a lawsuit against an Egyptian hotel after claiming her teenage daughter got pregnant from using the pool.

Magdalena Kwiatkowska claims her 13-year-old daughter conceived from a stray sperm floating in the hotel’s mixed-sex pool after she took a dip, the Sun reports. The hotel was not named.

The teen returned to Poland from holiday expecting a baby. Kwiatkowska said her daughter did not meet any boys while she was in Egypt.

Tourist authorities in Warsaw confirmed the complaint. The mother is seeking compensation from the hotel.

karl_1052 · 07-09-2009, 01:57 PM

Time to stop jerking it in public pools before I have to start paying child support.

skiergirl · 07-09-2009, 02:09 PM

Hmm, i think Mom's about to to find out what someone else already knows...

Your Daughter's a whore!

HurricaneHeather · 07-09-2009, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by skiergirl

Hmm, i think Mom's about to to find out what someone else already knows...

Your Daughter's a whore!

Seriously, how much denial is this mom in?

I just realized how close the word denial is to daniel....I don't know what that was necessary to add....I'm bored.

skiergirl · 07-09-2009, 02:16 PM

Reminds me of Seinfeld and the 'Tractor incident' episode...

Everyone thought she was like missing a leg or had a scar but the 'tractor incident was that she got Syphilis (sp) from riding a tractor seat in her bathing suit. That's what her B/F told her...doh!

marko138 · 07-09-2009, 02:28 PM

Rut Row.

Amber Lamps · 07-09-2009, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138

Rut Row.

Come on! Is this some kind of elaborate pollack joke?

Rider · 07-09-2009, 02:31 PM

Daughters a whore, moms a fucking moron, some lucky son of a bitch in Egypt is going to get off scott free.

Papa_Complex · 07-09-2009, 02:36 PM

It was reported in The Sun. You know, the paper with a naked woman on page 3. From past performance they would have reported on the story if the mother had said a witch had cursed her daughter into pregnancy.

Bluestreak · 07-09-2009, 02:38 PM

If the mom feels "entitled" to compensation for her daughter being a whore, then she's fucking stupid.

You can't fix stupid.

07-09-2009, 01:45 PM	#1
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Mom claims daughter got pregnant from sperm floating in pool http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2009/07...ating-in-pool/ A Polish woman has filed a lawsuit against an Egyptian hotel after claiming her teenage daughter got pregnant from using the pool. Magdalena Kwiatkowska claims her 13-year-old daughter conceived from a stray sperm floating in the hotel’s mixed-sex pool after she took a dip, the Sun reports. The hotel was not named. The teen returned to Poland from holiday expecting a baby. Kwiatkowska said her daughter did not meet any boys while she was in Egypt. Tourist authorities in Warsaw confirmed the complaint. The mother is seeking compensation from the hotel. __________________ Insert free thought here.

07-09-2009, 01:57 PM	#2
karl_1052 sergeant hatred Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ottawa Moto: The bus Posts: 2,723	Time to stop jerking it in public pools before I have to start paying child support. __________________ My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

07-09-2009, 02:36 PM	#9
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	It was reported in The Sun. You know, the paper with a naked woman on page 3. From past performance they would have reported on the story if the mother had said a witch had cursed her daughter into pregnancy. __________________ "Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising" http://www.morallyambiguous.net/

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Bluestreak What? Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Lancaster, PA Moto: Dirt Posts: 578	If the mom feels "entitled" to compensation for her daughter being a whore, then she's fucking stupid. You can't fix stupid. __________________ Lean till you see sparks. If they are coming from your pegs you are doing good. If they are coming from you tank, you've just gained wisdom... Wisdom usually hurts.

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07-09-2009, 02:09 PM	#3
skiergirl Gixxer Girl Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Kyle, TX Moto: 05 GSXR 750 & 06 YZ250F Posts: 1,424	Hmm, i think Mom's about to to find out what someone else already knows... Your Daughter's a whore!

07-09-2009, 02:16 PM	#5
skiergirl Gixxer Girl Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Kyle, TX Moto: 05 GSXR 750 & 06 YZ250F Posts: 1,424	Reminds me of Seinfeld and the 'Tractor incident' episode... Everyone thought she was like missing a leg or had a scar but the 'tractor incident was that she got Syphilis (sp) from riding a tractor seat in her bathing suit. That's what her B/F told her...doh!

07-09-2009, 02:31 PM	#8
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	Daughters a whore, moms a fucking moron, some lucky son of a bitch in Egypt is going to get off scott free.