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Old 07-17-2009, 03:57 PM   #1
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Car dealer gives out ak-47's with the purchase of a new truck
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http://www.max71.com/wpress/index.ph...ak47-giveaway/

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Old 07-17-2009, 04:47 PM   #2
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I like this fuckin guy, if I was in the market I'd make it a point to give him some business. She was trying real hard to make him look like an idiot...she needs a roundhouse kick.
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Old 07-17-2009, 04:51 PM   #3
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Fucking woman interviewing annoyed me as I watched that..."Why 'God and Guns' together...that may offend some people?"

So the fuck what? That's their fucking problem. When did it become necessary to avoid the possibility of offending someone with everything you do, say, eat, shit, think, etc.?!??! Damn, that mentality pisses me off....
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Old 07-17-2009, 05:03 PM   #4
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"You don't have a problem with God, do ya'?"
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Old 07-17-2009, 05:08 PM   #5
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Fucking woman interviewing annoyed me as I watched that..."Why 'God and Guns' together...that may offend some people?"

So the fuck what? That's their fucking problem. When did it become necessary to avoid the possibility of offending someone with everything you do, say, eat, shit, think, etc.?!??! Damn, that mentality pisses me off....
Well it depends on where your located but most business wouldn't put God in their business motto. From the description of where he lives that would work fine there. Other places, not so much.

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Well it depends on where your located but most business wouldn't put God in their business motto. From the description of where he lives that would work fine there. Other places, not so much.

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Her problem wasn't with using "God".

It was using "God and Guns" together.

Like you said, in his neck of the woods, those two words go together like "tits and beer".
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Her problem wasn't with using "God".

It was using "God and Guns" together.

Like you said, in his neck of the woods, those two words go together like "tits and beer".
Yes its the same thing about he free AK's. I don't think she had a problem with them giving away free guns just the type of gun.

If they keep trying to out do themselves each year, you will be able to pick up a free tank with every truck purchase in about 4 years.

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I liked how she said that she had guns in her home when she was a kid, but certainlly not AK-47s.

Riiiiiiight....because your Daddy's 12ga and .308 deer rifle are less powerful right? Pick up a fucking book you dumb cuntalous whore.
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Yes its the same thing about he free AK's. I don't think she had a problem with them giving away free guns just the type of gun.

If they keep trying to out do themselves each year, you will be able to pick up a free tank with every truck purchase in about 4 years.

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Perfect.

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I liked how she said that she had guns in her home when she was a kid, but certainlly not AK-47s.

Riiiiiiight....because your Daddy's 12ga and .308 deer rifle are less powerful right? Pick up a fucking book you dumb cuntalous whore.
Is the AK not way different then a 12ga?

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