Quotes...

Smittie61984 · 03-08-2009, 07:02 PM

I have a few quotes I like. Now I would quote all my favorite founding father quotes but every word that was spoken out of their mouth or written with their quail pins was beautiful and true. Unfortunately every prediction of theirs was true too.

I like this from Scrubs by Dr. Cox...
"...if they took all the porn off the Internet, there'd only be 1 website left and it would be called 'Bring Back The Porn'"

Paraphrased from 311's "Don't tread on me". It says "our" canoe but I always thought it said "the" canoe so I use the.
In the shadow of those looming battleships, I love the canoe.

Dave Attell...
Sex is not important. What's important is that afterward part. When you're both naked and it's warm and you're watching the sun come up in the windshield. You look in her eyes, you look in her one good eye and help her strap on her leg and you know: you just fucked a pirate

Something my friends and I started saying. No clue where we got it from.
That sucks Donkey Balls for Meth

The Big Lebowski...
Obviously, you're not a golfer
We started saying that after a drunken night of calling people with my buddy at 3am with no one answering. Next weekend we got drunk again and tried it and kept leaving messages saying "Obviously, you're not a golfer" because we just got down watching The Big Lebowski. Every person we called called back asking "What were you saying about a golfer".

Oh that reminds me. The edited version of The Big Lebowski. Which I'm never going to the Alps
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQUdJ6FdUQ0

03-08-2009, 07:02 PM	#11
Smittie61984 I give Squids a bad name Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Fly Over State Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd) Posts: 4,742	I have a few quotes I like. Now I would quote all my favorite founding father quotes but every word that was spoken out of their mouth or written with their quail pins was beautiful and true. Unfortunately every prediction of theirs was true too. I like this from Scrubs by Dr. Cox... "...if they took all the porn off the Internet, there'd only be 1 website left and it would be called 'Bring Back The Porn'" Paraphrased from 311's "Don't tread on me". It says "our" canoe but I always thought it said "the" canoe so I use the. In the shadow of those looming battleships, I love the canoe. Dave Attell... Sex is not important. What's important is that afterward part. When you're both naked and it's warm and you're watching the sun come up in the windshield. You look in her eyes, you look in her one good eye and help her strap on her leg and you know: you just fucked a pirate Something my friends and I started saying. No clue where we got it from. That sucks Donkey Balls for Meth The Big Lebowski... Obviously, you're not a golfer We started saying that after a drunken night of calling people with my buddy at 3am with no one answering. Next weekend we got drunk again and tried it and kept leaving messages saying "Obviously, you're not a golfer" because we just got down watching The Big Lebowski. Every person we called called back asking "What were you saying about a golfer". Oh that reminds me. The edited version of The Big Lebowski. Which I'm never going to the Alps http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQUdJ6FdUQ0 __________________ lifts - R.I.P.