Throttle WAS stuck - Page 2

azoomm · 03-25-2011, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Right.

No, it's your left...

derf · 03-25-2011, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Avatard

Not to get all fucking cosmic on you and shit, but for what it's worth, I don't think I was actually "meant" to pull all of that miracle fucking ninja shit outta my ass that night either, because my life went to absolute and total shit afterwards, seven different fucking ways.

I don't think I was supposed to make it.

pulling ninja shit out of your ass fun huh?

Avatard · 03-25-2011, 03:24 PM

Wasn't fun, wasn't exactly as stressful as you may imagine. Everything just kinda almost went freeze frame advance slow, and reaction was very matter-of-fact.

I only lost it when I hit the tub later, and tried to relax, at the hotel.

derf · 03-25-2011, 04:05 PM

I think everybody has had a ninja style save on their bike at least once, that or they crash all the time. But pulling a ninjas shit out of your ass? Did the ninja pull some ninja insertion of his shit on your ass? I would think that would be uncomfortable.

Avatard · 03-25-2011, 04:08 PM

Ninja moves, Mr. Literal guy.

Pulled 'em out my ass, outta thin air, outta some fucking where, 'cuz I sure ain't no fucking Ninja on a motorcycle...despite what the decal on the bike says.

derf · 03-25-2011, 04:17 PM

Just wanted to clarify that there wasn't a magical mini ninja hiding in your ass that shits for you

Avatard · 03-26-2011, 10:05 AM

There is, but only on Thursdays.

03-25-2011, 03:24 PM	#13
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Wasn't fun, wasn't exactly as stressful as you may imagine. Everything just kinda almost went freeze frame advance slow, and reaction was very matter-of-fact. I only lost it when I hit the tub later, and tried to relax, at the hotel. __________________ Insert free thought here.

03-25-2011, 04:05 PM	#14
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	I think everybody has had a ninja style save on their bike at least once, that or they crash all the time. But pulling a ninjas shit out of your ass? Did the ninja pull some ninja insertion of his shit on your ass? I would think that would be uncomfortable. __________________

03-25-2011, 04:08 PM	#15
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Ninja moves, Mr. Literal guy. Pulled 'em out my ass, outta thin air, outta some fucking where, 'cuz I sure ain't no fucking Ninja on a motorcycle...despite what the decal on the bike says. __________________ Insert free thought here.

03-25-2011, 04:17 PM	#16
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	Just wanted to clarify that there wasn't a magical mini ninja hiding in your ass that shits for you __________________

03-26-2011, 10:05 AM	#17
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	There is, but only on Thursdays. __________________ Insert free thought here.