I'm so lonely...oh so lonely....

Kaneman · 04-22-2011, 08:54 PM

Damn man, my wife and all my friends are on the way to Houston (about 5 hours from me) for a Jiu Jitsu Tournament and I'm stuck here at home dog and kid sitting. I keep wanting to call and invite someone over to kick it but they're all gone!!

I may be doing a little trolling here....you'll forgive me later.

tommymac · 04-22-2011, 08:56 PM

I can drink a cold one for ya

Kaneman · 04-22-2011, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

I can drink a cold one for ya

Drink two for me, I developed a beer allergy last year and can't do it!!

tommymac · 04-22-2011, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaneman

Drink two for me, I developed a beer allergy last year and can't do it!!

Will do.

Kaneman · 04-22-2011, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

Will do.

Can you imagine waking up at 2am one morning to discover you're suddenly allergic to the nectar of life.

derf · 04-22-2011, 09:29 PM

replace beer with masterbation

Corey · 04-22-2011, 09:31 PM

What part of beer are you allergic to? Can it be replaced with other alcohols? Should we get you a six of Zima?

Kaneman · 04-22-2011, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Corey

What part of beer are you allergic to? Can it be replaced with other alcohols? Should we get you a six of Zima?

Not sure, at first I thought it was hoppier beers, but just the other day I tried a couple of sips of a dreaded light beer with upsetting results. I need to go get allergy tested. I can drink liquor...but its just not the same.

Also developed an allergy to shellfish. Probably eaten enough shrimp in my life to fill a swimming pool...then all the sudden BAM!!! FUCK YOU STOMACH!! And that was it.

Apoc · 04-22-2011, 09:48 PM

Hookers and beer!

Particle Man · 04-22-2011, 09:56 PM

Have the kid wash your bike and sit and play video games the whole time

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Kaneman AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Odessa, TX Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird Posts: 4,931	I'm so lonely...oh so lonely.... Damn man, my wife and all my friends are on the way to Houston (about 5 hours from me) for a Jiu Jitsu Tournament and I'm stuck here at home dog and kid sitting. I keep wanting to call and invite someone over to kick it but they're all gone!! I may be doing a little trolling here....you'll forgive me later. __________________ 1982 Honda XR80 - blown motor, 1993 Kawasaki ZX6D - sold, 2001 Suzuki Bandit 1200S - sold, 1984 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Kawasaki ZRX1200R - blown motor, 2007 Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - totalled, 2003 Yamaha FZ1 - sold, 1994 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Honda CBR600F4i - sold, 1998 Suzuki DR350 - stolen, 1989 Honda Super Magna - sold, 2007 Yamaha Stratoliner, 2000 Honda CBR 1100XX Blackbird

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