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Old 06-18-2011, 04:25 PM   #1
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This guy is amazing. I'd love the opportunity to meet him in person.

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Old 06-18-2011, 05:21 PM   #2
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Very believable...
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Old 06-18-2011, 05:38 PM   #3
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I love how he didn't even take the time to research what our uniforms looked like... ugh.. army badges, Navy badges, AF badges... ribbons from every branch... some from vietnam... one from the Korean conflict LMAO...

surprised he didn't just go for Chief stripes (E-9)... why a lowly MSgt (E-7) I guess Chief would be too unbelievable.


What's awesome is that he's bloused his pants into TAN boots... Special Forces does that... but only BLACK...


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wait... he has a berret.... with a Chief insignia on it... LMAO
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Old 06-18-2011, 07:51 PM   #4
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What a fucking idiot. Clothes are too big for his skinny ass.....More ribbons than anyone has ever earned.......No one would ever wear them that high even if they did have that many. And are those command pilot wings? Yeah good luck with doing that as an NCO.
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Old 06-18-2011, 08:00 PM   #5
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Maybe that's his level in call of duty?
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Old 06-18-2011, 08:43 PM   #6
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This guy is a tool all the way around, at least he looks like he is happy to be locked in that little room
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Old 06-18-2011, 09:34 PM   #7
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Old 06-18-2011, 09:38 PM   #8
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Most likely has some severe mental issues.
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Most likely has some severe mental issues.
If he doesn't now, he will from the head injuries caused by the ass beating he's likely to get
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Old 06-18-2011, 09:43 PM   #10
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If he doesn't now, he will from the head injuries caused by the ass beating he's likely to get
It would be a shame if the guy was actually certifiable and got beat up. People like that don't deserve the abuse, they need help.
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