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Old 11-05-2012, 02:37 PM   #1
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Default Stuck in Montreal. Potentially

So I fly on passes, stand-by. Ugh. I've been stuck in Montreal airport 7 hours. I may or may not get out of here tonight. Anyone have any suggestions of things to see or do or stay here if I'm stuck until tomorrow??
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Old 11-05-2012, 03:00 PM   #2
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Change men/women bathroom signs between flights, Be that person sitting at the end of the airport bar with the 1000 mile stare, go read incoming flight board out loud, start over every time the board changes, jump on the handicap trolleys and demand the driver to take you to the closest lost baggage claim, go to the duty free store and pick up a huge assortment of items-take them to the register and tell them you forgot your wallet. Do this several times-They LOVE it !




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Old 11-05-2012, 03:25 PM   #3
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Go see Saint Michaels Cathedral. I am by no means religious, actually im athiest, but that place is just amazing.

Take a walk through old montreal.

Get drunk.
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Change men/women bathroom signs between flights, Be that person sitting at the end of the airport bar with the 1000 mile stare, go read incoming flight board out loud, start over every time the board changes, jump on the handicap trolleys and demand the driver to take you to the closest lost baggage claim, go to the duty free store and pick up a huge assortment of items-take them to the register and tell them you forgot your wallet. Do this several times-They LOVE it !




Other than that, I got nothin.
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Old 11-05-2012, 04:01 PM   #5
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Break your arm and time your trip to the emergency room. Report back to us with your findings in this thread.
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Old 11-05-2012, 09:37 PM   #6
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Old 11-06-2012, 09:10 AM   #7
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Damn. Too late, I guess. I would have suggested a trip to Schwartz Deli for bagels and smoked meat. I haven't been there in years but still think about it, from time to time.

http://www.schwartzsdeli.com/
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I'll be there tomorrow. I'll bring you a sammich!
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Old 11-06-2012, 01:43 PM   #9
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I used to have a co-worker who would get the bagels shipped to him, at work, in 4 dozen lots
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Old 11-06-2012, 03:35 PM   #10
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Made it out by the skin of my teeth. Didn't get to try any if your ideas out although it would have been fun.

Passes suck
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