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Old 08-29-2012, 06:49 PM   #1
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I have had some really explosive shits, but I have yet to accomplish the splash back.
You've obviously have never ordered Mexican food from a menu where it is only in Spanish.

And since we are on this subject...
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Old 12-29-2012, 09:44 AM   #2
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Old 12-27-2012, 10:22 PM   #3
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Mental note: Must stop saying to myself "Precious" whenever I see an obese black woman.

Mental note: If you keep saying to yourself "Precious" whenever you see an obese black woman you will eventually address an obese black woman as "Precious"
e.g. "Easy there Precious, yelling at the conductor isn't going to change this train from an express to a local"
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feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
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Old 12-29-2012, 11:15 AM   #4
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Mental note: Must stop saying to myself "Precious" whenever I see an obese black woman.

Mental note: If you keep saying to yourself "Precious" whenever you see an obese black woman you will eventually address an obese black woman as "Precious"
e.g. "Easy there Precious, yelling at the conductor isn't going to change this train from an express to a local"
Dont come to my ER then, theyre everywhere
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Old 12-29-2012, 12:46 PM   #5
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Mental note: Must stop saying to myself "Precious" whenever I see an obese black woman.

Mental note: If you keep saying to yourself "Precious" whenever you see an obese black woman you will eventually address an obese black woman as "Precious"
e.g. "Easy there Precious, yelling at the conductor isn't going to change this train from an express to a local"
This is only slightly unacceptable. It slips to completely out there when you say it like Gollum.
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