Harry Potter to Fat People: You aren't allowed - Page 2

The Awesome · 06-27-2010, 01:31 AM

Good for Universal. Now if we could just require them to buy two plane tickets and ban them from the handicap scooters at walmart we would be in good shape.

I can tell you exactly why we're a nation of lard asses. We killed gym class. It used to be you had to show up to gym class and actually work. When the fat kid couldn't climb the rope or do a pull up, the other kids shamed him until he stopped eating cake and started working the weight off. Now, the athletic kids are the odd ones, and gym class is nothing but a second study hall.

Smittie61984 · 06-27-2010, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Why are grown fat men playing with harrys twatter?

Because they can't get that Harry Potter chick to play with his magic wand.

Smittie61984 · 06-27-2010, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by The Awesome

Good for Universal. Now if we could just require them to buy two plane tickets and ban them from the handicap scooters at walmart we would be in good shape.

I had to sit next to a fat ass on a plane yesterday (MD-88 at window). Luckily it was a late flight so fatass had plenty of options for seating and took one not beside me.

Now if fatass is willing to wear a corset throughout the flight then they can get one ticket.

jtemple · 06-27-2010, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

I have trouble fitting on some rides... Usually a good push from one of the workers and I can hold my breath for the ride... I am yet to find a ride I cannot get on.

Side note... I've lost 12lbs since buying my house a month ago. Bustin my ASS around this place...

Good for you. I left that place pissed at myself. Not long after that, I went on to lose almost 120 lbs.

06-27-2010, 01:31 AM	#11
The Awesome Custom User Title Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 120	Good for Universal. Now if we could just require them to buy two plane tickets and ban them from the handicap scooters at walmart we would be in good shape. I can tell you exactly why we're a nation of lard asses. We killed gym class. It used to be you had to show up to gym class and actually work. When the fat kid couldn't climb the rope or do a pull up, the other kids shamed him until he stopped eating cake and started working the weight off. Now, the athletic kids are the odd ones, and gym class is nothing but a second study hall.