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Old 09-03-2012, 08:02 PM   #11
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The title of this thread is throwing me off. These people aren't hillbillies. They are from San Antonio.
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Old 09-04-2012, 12:52 AM   #12
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The title of this thread is throwing me off. These people aren't hillbillies. They are from San Antonio.
Doesn't matter. If you're Texan, male, and have guns, then you're automatically a hillbilly from the eyes of others.
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Old 09-04-2012, 02:18 AM   #13
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Once again, adding another gun has only made matters worse. Damn wanna-be-Rambocops...
I fail to see how this post makes sense with this story?
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Old 09-04-2012, 05:09 AM   #14
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I fail to see how this post makes sense with this story?
I'm guessing sarcasm
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Old 09-04-2012, 07:31 AM   #15
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I fail to see how this post makes sense with this story?
So do I.





Smittie is right, it was sarcasm.
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Old 09-04-2012, 11:29 AM   #16
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Doesn't matter. If you're Texan, male, and have guns, then you're automatically a hillbilly from the eyes of others.


Right.

They don't understand Mexicans aren't hillbillies.
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Old 09-04-2012, 01:18 PM   #17
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Texans aren't hillbillies, they are just rednecks unless ya'll developed a local name for em. Hillbillies are a different breed of redneck, they are from the Ozarks and Appalachia mainly.

It's like coonass is southern louisiana's version redneck.
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Old 09-04-2012, 09:54 PM   #18
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Old 09-05-2012, 11:39 AM   #19
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To all of you assholes bitching about me using the term "Hillbilly", fuck off!!! To be region specific I guess I should have called em Cedar Choppers, but then all you pansy state people woulda been all "what the fucks a cedar chopper???"

Now if you'll excuse me, it's 9:30 am so I'm gonna go down a case of Schlitz and a pack of Pall Malls while trying to paint a rebel flag on the back of my el camino.
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Old 09-05-2012, 03:11 PM   #20
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To all of you assholes bitching about me using the term "Hillbilly", fuck off!!! To be region specific I guess I should have called em Cedar Choppers, but then all you pansy state people woulda been all "what the fucks a cedar chopper???"

Now if you'll excuse me, it's 9:30 am so I'm gonna go down a case of Schlitz and a pack of Pall Malls while trying to paint a rebel flag on the back of my el camino.
Don't forget to polish up the stacks too, Cedar Chopper.
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