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Old 01-10-2009, 12:34 AM   #11
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Hell with the sharp chisel, just grab a set of bolt cutters.

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ahh true... then why would he hate water?
If he liked water, he wouldn't turn it into wine.
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Old 01-10-2009, 12:36 AM   #12
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Old 01-10-2009, 12:42 AM   #13
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It is probably turf toe all that extra activity has caught up with you son.. You need to go see a sports doctor you can amuse your self in the waiting room by giggling at all the people with tennis elbow.
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Old 01-10-2009, 12:47 AM   #14
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If he liked water, he wouldn't turn it into wine.
but he'd like water cause it meant wine...

just like I like gas... cause it enables me to ride a motorcycle.


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Old 01-10-2009, 01:10 AM   #15
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but he'd like water cause it meant wine...

just like I like gas... cause it enables me to ride a motorcycle.


a motorcycle you managed to loop somehow

I have to say, making an example out of the toe is a supreme idea, I'll donate the torch and chisel to cauterize the wound, and hack the toe off with.
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Old 01-10-2009, 01:16 AM   #16
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ehh he gets gout from alcohol... I loop bikes...
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Old 01-10-2009, 01:26 AM   #17
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a motorcycle you managed to loop somehow

I have to say, making an example out of the toe is a supreme idea, I'll donate the torch and chisel to cauterize the wound, and hack the toe off with.
Don't encourage him! He'll film the whole thing and put it on YouTube!
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Old 01-10-2009, 09:47 AM   #18
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Taz! You're a genius!

onetoeonechisel.com, is sure to go super viral.

I'll be rich, AND gout free. Sweet!!!

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Old 01-10-2009, 09:59 AM   #19
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I'd rather turn water into beer.
or rum....

Appletons Special Reserve to be specific....
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Old 01-10-2009, 11:28 AM   #20
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This thread is full of win.
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