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Old 03-15-2008, 04:56 AM   #11
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There were signs! More than one. That very expressly said, "long hair should be tied up". Next she'll be suing the company who makes her hair dryer when she electrocutes herself while trying to blow dry her hair in the shower. You know, to save time.
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Old 03-15-2008, 05:09 AM   #12
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I don't. That's why when I train new employees I make sure I explain the dumbest shit. My new ASM, who is a friend of mine, is like, "Duh, that's common sense." And I just give him the look and he goes, "Yeah, I know." Because he knows that anyone I don't explain it to will not know it otherwise and we'll end up with money in the garbage can or something.
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I don't. That's why when I train new employees I make sure I explain the dumbest shit. My new ASM, who is a friend of mine, is like, "Duh, that's common sense." And I just give him the look and he goes, "Yeah, I know." Because he knows that anyone I don't explain it to will not know it otherwise and we'll end up with money in the garbage can or something.
yeah I work in the IT department of my hospital... and I've literally had to show people how to turn on their computer... and walk them through RIGHT clicking an icon... sad thing is... most of them are officers so they have college degree's and get paid 2-4x as much as I do...
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yeah I work in the IT department of my hospital... and I've literally had to show people how to turn on their computer... and walk them through RIGHT clicking an icon... sad thing is... most of them are officers so they have college degree's and get paid 2-4x as much as I do...
Yeah, it's really disgusting when you think about it.
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Yeah, it's really disgusting when you think about it.
yeah... so I don't... I drink and
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well put people are retards
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Old 03-15-2008, 11:18 AM   #17
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There were signs! More than one. That very expressly said, "long hair should be tied up". Next she'll be suing the company who makes her hair dryer when she electrocutes herself while trying to blow dry her hair in the shower. You know, to save time.
Favorite warning label ever... "Do Not Iron Clothing on Body".

A statement that is said again and again in my world... just when you think you have it idiot proof - someone goes and builds a better idiot.

It's not COMMON sense. It is really now UNcommon.
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1. She's a moron.
2. Hair that long is retarded and unattractive.
3. She was fat.
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1. She's a moron.
2. Hair that long is retarded and unattractive.
3. She was fat.
Nu no, I'll pull long hair!!! But the rest is what i was thinking!
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Old 03-15-2008, 07:37 PM   #20
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Favorite warning label ever... "Do Not Iron Clothing on Body".

A statement that is said again and again in my world... just when you think you have it idiot proof - someone goes and builds a better idiot.

It's not COMMON sense. It is really now UNcommon.
One of my favorites is on the sun visors, "Do not drive vehicle while visor is in place." WTF?! IT COVERS THE ENTIRE WINDSHIELD. Did someone seriously need that warning?! Dear Christ.

That's exactly what I tell my ASM when he says something I'm telling him is common sense, "Really, 'cause you're the first one who wasn't surprised." Common sense is officially a misnomer and an oxy moron.
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