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Old 12-29-2010, 11:19 AM   #1
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Puerto ricans are the masters of transition.
That ass that was magical at age 18 requires a permit to operate on sidewalks by age 23.



Forearm....thick black hair on the forearm
Other than the hair thing, I think the other shit crosses over any ethnicity...
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Old 12-29-2010, 01:06 PM   #2
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Puerto ricans are the masters of transition.
That ass that was magical at age 18 requires a permit to operate on sidewalks by age 23.
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Old 12-29-2010, 10:27 AM   #3
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Wow, this thread took like 5 unexpected turns. Its like an M. Night Shyamalan movie if they were good.
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Old 12-29-2010, 11:06 AM   #4
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So um, shave the armpits? Most girls do anyway...

Or are you talking the rest of the arm?
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Old 12-29-2010, 11:11 AM   #5
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I've found that if the phrase "Family is very important" is associated with a nationality then there is an 79.678% chance that the girls are going to be spherical.

So you youngins out there.
If she says outta the blue that "My Family is very important to me" during that first date...expect her to be 100lbs heavier in 10 years.
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Old 12-29-2010, 11:16 AM   #6
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I've found that if the phrase "Family is very important" is associated with a nationality then there is an 79.678% chance that the girls are going to be spherical.

So you youngins out there.
If she says outta the blue that "My Family is very important to me" during that first date...expect her to be 100lbs heavier in 10 years.
Good point
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Old 12-29-2010, 11:20 AM   #7
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I've never really noticed many of my Jewish friends saying "How important their family" is.

Mostly they complain about this one are ramble on about that one....
There is a difference between telling everybody that your family is important to you and that it is part of your culture and just feeling that your family is important.


If you have to tell everyone about the importance of family in your culture then you are going to be fat.

Now that I think about it..the only Jewish girl that I have ever heard say that her family is important to her is a single, 5'5 280 lbs and all she talks about is how she is going to move to Florida to be close to her parents....who constantly critisize her for being fat and single.
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Old 12-29-2010, 11:58 AM   #8
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Did a fat P.R. or Italian get sexually "offended" if not, the fuck are you guys going on about?

This is an epic thread which could be spread across many boards and even go down in internet fame and now you guys are talking about hairy fat chicks? I'm so fucking disappointed I can't even express it.
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Did a fat P.R. or Italian get sexually "offended" if not, the fuck are you guys going on about?

This is an epic thread which could be spread across many boards and even go down in internet fame and now you guys are talking about hairy fat chicks? I'm so fucking disappointed I can't even express it.
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Old 12-29-2010, 12:01 PM   #10
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Did a fat P.R. or Italian get sexually "offended" if not, the fuck are you guys going on about?

This is an epic thread which could be spread across many boards and even go down in internet fame and now you guys are talking about hairy fat chicks? I'm so fucking disappointed I can't even express it.
Sounds like someone landed on a hand grenade
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