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Old 12-02-2008, 06:42 PM   #21
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Damn. I forgot to mention my nose. My brother threw a frisbie at me when I wasn't looking, then called my name AFTER he threw it. As soon as I turned...SMACK!....the ridge of the frisbie got my nose.

I always believe in getting even, especially in my teens & a couple of months later I got him back, except I broke his with a baseball. *evilgrin*
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Old 12-02-2008, 06:44 PM   #22
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damnnn that sucksss^^^^

only my wrist still healing got my cast off in end of OCT it fucking sucked
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Old 12-02-2008, 06:45 PM   #23
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I would love to have seen the doctors reaction when he started examining you and found all those things broken.
yeah the doc came in and said... "so car wreck huh" I said no... football...
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Old 12-02-2008, 06:46 PM   #24
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I was in the gym and dropped a 10lb plate off the bar on the bench press on my big toe. Fractured it, no biggie, taped it and limped for a couple weeks.

Destroyed the tendons and ligaments in my left ankle in high school playing football, I think there was probably a fracture in there but it didn't show in the x-ray. That one took a year to get near normal again and it's still weak as hell.
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Old 12-02-2008, 06:53 PM   #25
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Left ulna on roller skates when I was 8, tailbone while giving birth to second yungun, that bone behind the pinkie finger, little toes, and my ex used my face to launch me across the room fracturing my nose right where it meets my skull. I left him with a couple of scars over that one...
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Old 12-02-2008, 07:01 PM   #26
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Just a few ribs, separated should and dislocated shoulder.
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Old 12-02-2008, 07:05 PM   #27
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all of mine either happened on dirtbikes, horses, or sport bikes

shatterred ankle ( i have a screw and pins)

collarbone 4 times

ribs, too many to count

Left leg
right arm twice
fingers and toes alot
left wrist 3 time
right wrist once
cracked shoulderblade
hairline fracture of my pelvis

torn meniscus in my left knee twice
skull cracked open once
oh, and my left hand (3 knuckles)
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Old 12-02-2008, 07:11 PM   #28
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What the FUCK are you people doing to get injured so often????

Oh my dear lord!
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Old 12-02-2008, 07:29 PM   #29
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riding like a dickhead for 10 years

I used to run Barrels in the local rodeo, used to break horses, and ride alot of dirtbikes.
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Old 12-02-2008, 07:51 PM   #30
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broken nose, baseball injury

2 broken teeth, 1 on my 8th bday broke that one 4 times and the other with the help of jgalt a few months ago (he helped me kiss a concrete floor)

2 herniated disk playing football in college

dislocated hip baseball injury

dislocated ankle football injury in high school

and a busted knuckle from punching a kid in the mouth in middle school i put his front tooth through it


so technically no broken bones besides the teeth

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