Not ALL MySpace friend requests are bad!

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by TIGGER

Ok guys I need you all to send me your positive MOJO vibes!!! I'm meeting her at 11:00 to do karaoke so I'll need all the good karma I can muster! I have one HUGE card I can play...she doesn't drink or smoke and neither do I!!! The age gap is my biggest deficeit,thankfully,all the young jerks have pissed her off and she's looking for a change! Oh well,1st to youporn (never go out loaded) and then to the shower!!!

So if she doesn't drink or anything, how are you going to convince her to let you take pictures of her naked to email to me?

[JoJoYZF]

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

So if she doesn't drink or anything, how are you going to convince her to let you take pictures of her naked to email to me?

You can still slip the magic pill into an iced tea

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by JoJoYZF

You can still slip the magic pill into an iced tea

It's more fun when they struggle...

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Originally Posted by TIGGER

Ok guys I need you all to send me your positive MOJO vibes!!! I'm meeting her at 11:00 to do karaoke so I'll need all the good karma I can muster! I have one HUGE card I can play...she doesn't drink or smoke and neither do I!!! Besides the fucking pain meds make me loopy enough alone! The age gap is my biggest deficeit,thankfully,all the young jerks have pissed her off and she's looking for a change! Oh well,1st to youporn (never go out loaded) and then to the shower!!!

remember, the young jerks may have pissed her off... but not the OLD jerks. dont be fooled into thinking "hey maybe if she is complaining about all these jerks she wants a nice guy".

That is a common mistake.

It only means she hasnt met the right jerk yet.

You're mother fucking I dont know your name and dont forget it, mother fucker. you're the man, and this broad should be licking your boots just to get in LINE to get a taste of your ...


Okay thats about as much encouragement i can offer without puking in my mouth a little

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

So if she doesn't drink or anything, how are you going to convince her to let you take pictures of her naked to email to me?

ruffies.

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

So if she doesn't drink or anything, how are you going to convince her to let you take pictures of her naked to email to me?

The same way I got the last girls pics to send to you. She wasn't drunk for any of those. I've never had a girl say no to homemade porn! I just won't send anything out with me in it...it feels kinda...GAY!!! to send pics of my cock to my buddies....

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by TIGGER

The same way I got the last girls pics to send to you. She wasn't drunk for any of those. I've never had a girl say no to homemade porn! I just won't send anything out with me in it...it feels kinda...GAY!!! to send pics of my cock to my buddies....

And we certainly appreciate that... well, except for the part where I'm all of a sudden your buddy.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

so how exactly do you meet chicks on myspace?

[Amber Lamps]

QUOTE=OneSickPsycho;39312]And we certainly appreciate that... well, except for the part where I'm all of a sudden your buddy.[/QUOTE]


yea whatever...I read the old posts where you all were discussing who to invite and you and Ebbs said you "liked" me....ahhhhh shucks! I did a search to find a missing thread and found them. I never knew you cared!

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by TIGGER

QUOTE=OneSickPsycho;39312]And we certainly appreciate that... well, except for the part where I'm all of a sudden your buddy.

yea whatever...I read the old posts where you all were discussing who to invite and you and Ebbs said you "liked" me....ahhhhh shucks! I did a search to find a missing thread and found them. I never knew you cared! [/QUOTE]

Temporary insanity... wait, I'm always this fucked up...

[NONE_too_SOFT]

did you guys forget how to fucking quote or what?