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Old 01-08-2010, 04:58 PM   #21
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jesus freakin' CHRIST that had to hurt
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Old 01-08-2010, 05:15 PM   #22
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Yup - in a OhGodThisIsWhatShockFeelsLikeIThinkImGonnaPuke kind of way! Heard a pop, looked down, saw my foot pointed nearly 90° sideways, and a wave of nausea rolled in along with the sinking 'Oh Shit this is really not good' feeling.

Sorry to bastardize your thread Paul, but hopefully it makes you feel a little better by way of comparison!
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Old 01-08-2010, 05:31 PM   #23
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Working from home today and ran up the stairs. Not a wise thing to do when you leg is still waking up after falling asleep. Halfway up the staircase sleepy foot decided to sleep on it's side.

Now the wait begins.

Once the intial "motherfuckers" where off...will this hurt like a bitch or will it shake it off like nothing happened.

Fuck you all for your lack of support.
This comment official stands until I see some get well cards in my mailbox.
or at least a nice set of boobies in the thread.
You asked for it.

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Old 01-08-2010, 10:23 PM   #24
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No..I also like to wear the occasional bra around the house.
Manzere!
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Old 01-08-2010, 11:03 PM   #25
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You asked for it.

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Old 01-09-2010, 10:07 PM   #26
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You asked for it.

MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please, make it go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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