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Old 08-13-2009, 04:46 PM   #21
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I saw a skinny guy riding a late 90's cbr900rr last week in speedos and a tanktop with sneakers, gloves, and a helmet. His fat, fat, fat gf was on back with skin tight camo booty shorts and shirt w/ flip flops. I almost puked in my bandana.
Whatever! You know you got those digits the very minute that guy turned his back! You old dog! You'd better watch out or you'll have these guys on your tail!!!

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Old 08-13-2009, 04:52 PM   #22
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They were passing the other way. I just got a glimpse.

On another note, i met a gorgeous redhead at bikenight last night with a 1200 sportster whos going to be on a group ride with us sunday. Im sure she's not interested, but that doesnt mean I wont get her really drunk and try anyway!
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They were passing the other way. I just got a glimpse.

On another note, i met a gorgeous redhead at bikenight last night with a 1200 sportster whos going to be on a group ride with us sunday. Im sure she's not interested, but that doesnt mean I wont get her really drunk and try anyway!
Now we're talking...
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Old 08-13-2009, 04:57 PM   #24
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They were passing the other way. I just got a glimpse.

On another note, i met a gorgeous redhead at bikenight last night with a 1200 sportster whos going to be on a group ride with us sunday. Im sure she's not interested, but that doesnt mean I wont get her really drunk and try anyway!

Dude you got it in the bag!! Be positive! I'm nobody's idea of "hot" but I was at the bar Tues and the prettiest girl in the place literally came up to me out of nowhere and stated talking to me. It tore my left nut sack out to tell her I had a girlfriend and to give her her number back.... I would have taken a pic but my gf has a tendency to randomly take a pic with my phone and "accidentally" go through my pics...
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Dude you got it in the bag!! Be positive! I'm nobody's idea of "hot" but I was at the bar Tues and the prettiest girl in the place literally came up to me out of nowhere and stated talking to me. It tore my left nut sack out to tell her I had a girlfriend and to give her her number back.... I would have taken a pic but my gf has a tendency to randomly take a pic with my phone and "accidentally" go through my pics...
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Old 08-13-2009, 05:00 PM   #26
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Im not sure, i think maybe the guy who walked away when I went to talk to her might be a guy she's dating. But im not positive.

Either way, what kinda girl wants a pussy who runs away everytime a 6'4, 290lb biker in leather wearing a bandana comes up to talk to her?
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Yea, I may have to redress the "regret" thread!!!!

IDK my gf is a decent girl and I'd hate to throw away a good thing chasing after a maybe. Perhaps I'm getting old...
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Yea, I may have to redress the "regret" thread!!!!

IDK my gf is a decent girl and I'd hate to throw away a good thing chasing after a maybe. Perhaps I'm getting old...
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Im not sure, i think maybe the guy who walked away when I went to talk to her might be a guy she's dating. But im not positive.

Either way, what kinda girl wants a pussy who runs away everytime a 6'4, 290lb biker in leather wearing a bandana comes up to talk to her?
You weigh 290? Whoa... I'm 6'4'' and 250 and I'm not gonna fuck with you!!!
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