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Old 07-19-2012, 05:16 PM   #21
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On July 19th...

From director M. Night Shyamalan...

The Fappening


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Old 07-19-2012, 05:32 PM   #22
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Old 07-19-2012, 05:54 PM   #23
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What the hell?
How did the Asian come in 2nd?
I was thinking the same thing.
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Old 07-19-2012, 07:51 PM   #24
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I was thinking the same thing.
Western beef. It already has made their tits bigger.
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Old 07-19-2012, 07:58 PM   #25
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Michelle Jenneke = 19 years old
Rule of dating = age/2 +7


Therefore 38/2 +7 = 19

I don't care what your fucking calculator says.
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feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer

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Old 07-19-2012, 10:45 PM   #26
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Old 07-19-2012, 11:02 PM   #27
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Where on earth did you get this picture from?

Forget all the makeup, fake tits and whatever whore dress you can squeeze your ass into
That ladies, is how you get a mans attention
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Old 07-19-2012, 11:35 PM   #28
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Where on earth did you get this picture from?

Forget all the makeup, fake tits and whatever whore dress you can squeeze your ass into
That ladies, is how you get a mans attention
This.

Absolutely.
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Old 07-19-2012, 11:40 PM   #29
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Where on earth did you get this picture from?

Forget all the makeup, fake tits and whatever whore dress you can squeeze your ass into
That ladies, is how you get a mans attention
Yeah... everything but the date repellant socks.
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Old 07-19-2012, 11:44 PM   #30
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