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Old 10-30-2009, 01:00 PM   #1
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What about people who claim they used to own a bike after they see you walking in the store with your helmet. "Yeah I used to own a 1000 but had to sell it because I would have killed myself"
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Old 10-30-2009, 01:10 PM   #2
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What about people who claim they used to own a bike after they see you walking in the store with your helmet. "Yeah I used to own a 1000 but had to sell it because I would have killed myself"
That's my favorite.

The "Iyuzetaride"
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Old 10-30-2009, 04:57 PM   #3
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That's my favorite.

The "Iyuzetaride"
There is a man that evidently lives in his Lexus that did that to me. Three times now he's been parked by the tellers at my bank when I've gone in there at 7AM to make a deposit. He has the seats tilted back and appears to be sleeping.

Last time I was on the bike and he rolled his window down to tell me all about the 1000 he used to own... Yea ok you that lives in your car... At least he didn't rob me I guess.
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Old 10-30-2009, 05:45 PM   #4
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There is a man that evidently lives in his Lexus that did that to me. Three times now he's been parked by the tellers at my bank when I've gone in there at 7AM to make a deposit. He has the seats tilted back and appears to be sleeping.

Last time I was on the bike and he rolled his window down to tell me all about the 1000 he used to own... Yea ok you that lives in your car... At least he didn't rob me I guess.
youd think someone with a lexus could afford a place to stay...
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Old 10-30-2009, 05:47 PM   #5
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youd think someone with a lexus could afford a place to stay...
Unless the only reason it hasn't been repossessed, is that he parks at the bank at night.

(It's the last place they'd look)

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