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Old 05-31-2009, 04:15 PM   #31
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And you can't give birth, so there.
I think I drank 10 protein shakes in a week and then a fiber bar. I think that should count as giving birth.
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Old 05-31-2009, 04:17 PM   #32
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I think I drank 10 protein shakes in a week and then a fiber bar. I think that should count as giving birth.
Did ya save it and give it a name?
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Old 05-31-2009, 04:23 PM   #33
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Did ya save it and give it a name?
I dropped it like a "prom night dumpster baby"
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Old 05-31-2009, 04:24 PM   #34
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Old 05-31-2009, 04:33 PM   #35
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you did notice that she wrote her name in the snow.
Yeah, I'll probably won't be looking at snow quite the same way either.

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Old 05-31-2009, 05:46 PM   #36
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And you can't give birth, so there.
Yeh, I really don't have any aspiration to give birth. I saw it from the other end and it doesnt look like fun
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Old 05-31-2009, 06:51 PM   #37
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Giving birth, awesome. Get a chick pregnant, then pay child support when she leaves you for another dude.
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Old 05-31-2009, 07:44 PM   #38
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Giving birth, awesome. Get a chick pregnant, then pay child support when she leaves you for another dude.
Yeah, it's much better when your husband ditches you and you get to spent 16 years as s a single parent, receiving NO child support.
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Old 05-31-2009, 08:33 PM   #39
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Yeah, it's much better when your husband ditches you and you get to spent 16 years as s a single parent, receiving NO child support.
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Giving birth, awesome. Get a chick pregnant, then pay child support when she leaves you for another dude.
Hey hey hey, lets be civilized here, can't we all agree that taters ex wife is a whore.
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Hey hey hey, lets be civilized here, can't we all agree that taters ex wife is a whore.
You started this, remember.
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