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Old 09-25-2009, 09:56 PM   #41
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Shit I'm still trying to get milk out of those fuckers!!!
Hell I've been spending my entire life trying to get back into the womb. You spend 9 months trying to get out and the rest of your life trying to get back in.

I wish there was a way I could fire blanks for now and reverse it for one day.
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Old 09-26-2009, 04:32 AM   #42
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Hell I've been spending my entire life trying to get back into the womb. You spend 9 months trying to get out and the rest of your life trying to get back in.

I wish there was a way I could fire blanks for now and reverse it for one day.
Dude just freeze some of your seed! Besides, they can "extract" some of your boys when the time comes and artificially inseminate your wife. I know that it doesn't sound "romantic".. I'm with Zo6, getting fixed was the best decision that I've ever made!
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Old 09-26-2009, 12:15 PM   #43
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True that! Blow jobs work as well btw...
He's married. He doesn't even know what a BJ is anymore!
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Old 09-26-2009, 08:10 PM   #44
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He's married. He doesn't even know what a BJ is anymore!
God Kel, I love it when you talk dirty!!!
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