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Old 01-12-2011, 04:14 PM   #1
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I'm not chasing, I'm being chased. By a 25 year old.. I'm 40. It's not the first time and it has me curious. 35 is about as young as I'm comfortable with..
Do it! Its obvious that you want some of that young meat. :
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Old 01-12-2011, 10:34 PM   #2
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I'm not chasing, I'm being chased. By a 25 year old.. I'm 40. It's not the first time and it has me curious. 35 is about as young as I'm comfortable with..
I'm 29, tyvm....
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Old 01-13-2011, 09:26 AM   #3
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I'm 29, tyvm....
Yes dear but you are entirely too far away.. lol
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Old 01-13-2011, 09:53 AM   #4
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3 important ages in your life:

16 - you can drive (most places adjust as necessary for places like NYC)
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36 - you can fuck someone half your age legally
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K is the youngest I have ever dated and she is 5 years younger then me, feels weird, but she is prolly one of the most mature ppl I have talked to, weird how age is all relative to how fast we move out and been on your own away from our own parents
I know plenty of people that moved out at 18 and are still fuck ups.

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Only creepy when they are the same age as your parent/child.
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Amber Lamps was busy today... Here's the thing, define creepy and then from what perspective? It's no secret that I'm 45 and my GF is 22. Hell just before I started dating this girl there was a 16-17 year old after me and her parents were right behind her pushing for us to hook up. I could spew a bunch of "she's mature for her age" or "I don't look my age" bull crap but the bottom line is that she has a decent body, is reasonably attractive, gives head at the jiggle of a zipper and likes to fuck. Her age had absolutely nothing to do with my decision to date her.

I guess my question is, why would you let age be the determining factor if two people wanted to date? One time my GF was late getting her depo (sp) shot and got uncharacteristically emotional. She started whining about what's gonna happen when she's in her forties and I'm in my sixties... I'm like, bitch, who do you know that's been together for over 20 years? You'll be lucky if we make it 5...
I love the zipper jiggle... great! They broke the mold on you Lon. And that IS a compliment.

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I'm not chasing, I'm being chased. By a 25 year old.. I'm 40. It's not the first time and it has me curious. 35 is about as young as I'm comfortable with..
Go for it Milk. If you got it, have at it. The young guys love them some older woman. But remember you have to teach him new things.

Hell post up pics of yourself and I'm sure you'll have plently of guys here offer up some "services".

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Go for it. Fuck him blind.

Guy that young won't get too serious...they can't hold their attention on one thing that long.

Have some fun.
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HOw old is a woman to be considered a cougar anyhow?

My youngest was about 8 or 9 years younger than I was.. he was something like 19.. it was nothing even close to serious but it was fun.

Now my hubby is 6 months older but I swear he acts 20 years older sometimes.

I think if people think the person can be your own kid when you are out.. they are too young. My friend just had twins with his girlfriend.. who is 4 months older than his oldest daughter..
eww
Like Trip said...

I honestly think we have a bunch of cougars on this board. But in typicall non-young generation (non-FB) style, they keep that stuff hidden well online.
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Old 01-13-2011, 02:31 PM   #5
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Yes dear but you are entirely too far away.. lol


I told you, your welcome in Canada, and you can even bring the little guy :P
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Old 01-12-2011, 12:26 AM   #6
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Half century mark here, ya buncha whippersnappers.
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Old 01-12-2011, 12:44 AM   #7
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Half century mark here, ya buncha whippersnappers.
You are 50??
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Old 01-12-2011, 12:47 AM   #8
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Yep, but I don't look it, thankfully. I walk like I'm fucking 75 though.
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Old 01-12-2011, 12:57 AM   #9
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Yep, but I don't look it, thankfully. I walk like I'm fucking 75 though.
For some reason I always thought you were late 20's early 30's.
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Old 01-12-2011, 08:09 AM   #10
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I walk like I'm fucking 75 though.
I've been doing that since my early 20's
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