Today's Funny - Page 5

CasterTroy · 01-04-2010, 01:43 PM

Jerry is traveling in Japan on business and heads to the hotel bar. While sitting and drinking, he catches the eye of a pretty young Japanese girl. He speaks little Japanese and she speaks no English, but they manage to make their intentions known and before they know it, they're both upstairs in his room.

While between the sheets, she's an animal. She's writhing around and yelling at the top of her lungs "Wazai, Wazai!" Jerry doesn't understand the word, but he's feeling pretty studly that he can make her scream "Wazai"; whatever that means, it must be good.

The next morning, Jerry takes his business clients out golfing. After the fourth hole, the CEO hits a beautiful shot that lands ten feet from the flag. Wanting to impress his clients with his knowledge of their culture, Jerry claps him on the back and proclaims, "Wazai!"

Conversation stops. "Whaddya mean, wrong hole?"

marko138 · 01-04-2010, 02:44 PM

Good one.

racedoll · 01-04-2010, 09:43 PM

CasterTroy · 01-07-2010, 10:22 AM

see also:

marko138 · 01-07-2010, 10:50 AM

karl_1052 · 01-07-2010, 11:33 AM

How Rednecks handle bad news.

Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, ROTU and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, ROTU says,'Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife. Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

ROTU says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?'

'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' ROTU replies 'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?' 'Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow." She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.' Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'

Rednecks are good at sensitive stuff.

marko138 · 01-07-2010, 11:36 AM

z06boy · 01-07-2010, 11:56 AM

Some good ones here. I didn't realize this had turned into a post a joke thread and haven't been clicking on this thread since my initial time. Glad I did...funny stuff !!

I spent a year in Japan and the one with the Japanese girl hit close to home with me.

wildchild · 01-07-2010, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by z06boy

I spent a year in Japan and the one with the Japanese girl hit close to home with me.

so you've heard that word before? ...........

I'm outta here lol

Particle Man · 01-08-2010, 12:26 PM

Coming soon from a drug company near you: Tiagra. Good for 18 holes...

01-04-2010, 01:43 PM	#41
CasterTroy ................ Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: NC Posts: 3,028	Jerry is traveling in Japan on business and heads to the hotel bar. While sitting and drinking, he catches the eye of a pretty young Japanese girl. He speaks little Japanese and she speaks no English, but they manage to make their intentions known and before they know it, they're both upstairs in his room. While between the sheets, she's an animal. She's writhing around and yelling at the top of her lungs "Wazai, Wazai!" Jerry doesn't understand the word, but he's feeling pretty studly that he can make her scream "Wazai"; whatever that means, it must be good. The next morning, Jerry takes his business clients out golfing. After the fourth hole, the CEO hits a beautiful shot that lands ten feet from the flag. Wanting to impress his clients with his knowledge of their culture, Jerry claps him on the back and proclaims, "Wazai!" Conversation stops. "Whaddya mean, wrong hole?" __________________ “Being tolerant does not mean that I share another one’s belief. But it does mean that I acknowledge another one’s right to believe, and obey, his own conscience.” Viktor Frankl

01-07-2010, 10:22 AM	#44
CasterTroy ................ Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: NC Posts: 3,028	see also: __________________ “Being tolerant does not mean that I share another one’s belief. But it does mean that I acknowledge another one’s right to believe, and obey, his own conscience.” Viktor Frankl

01-07-2010, 11:33 AM	#46
karl_1052 sergeant hatred Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ottawa Moto: The bus Posts: 2,723	How Rednecks handle bad news. Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, ROTU and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, ROTU says,'Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife. Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser. ROTU says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?' 'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' ROTU replies 'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?' 'Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow." She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.' Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.' Rednecks are good at sensitive stuff. __________________ My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

01-08-2010, 12:26 PM	#50
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	Coming soon from a drug company near you: Tiagra. Good for 18 holes... __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

01-04-2010, 09:43 PM	#43
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01-07-2010, 11:56 AM	#48
z06boy Letzroll Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lake Norman area, NC Moto: 07 Red R1 & 07 Blue R6 Posts: 5,265	Some good ones here. I didn't realize this had turned into a post a joke thread and haven't been clicking on this thread since my initial time. Glad I did...funny stuff !! I spent a year in Japan and the one with the Japanese girl hit close to home with me.