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Old 03-14-2012, 12:57 PM   #81
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Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to give you the tip. Just for a minute, just to see how it feels.
Am I delirious from exhaustion or does that sound really naughty? I'm going to wake up after 12 hours and reread that.
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Old 03-14-2012, 01:02 PM   #82
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Am I delirious from exhaustion or does that sound really naughty? I'm going to wake up after 12 hours and reread that.
Keep your door locked until you do.
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Old 03-14-2012, 01:05 PM   #83
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Play a little game, just the tip. Got to love that part of Wedding Crashers.
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Old 03-14-2012, 02:13 PM   #84
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You clearly need a membership to the Laura maggi fan club

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Laura is a charming girl who one day discovered she could get more people in her coffee shop if she wore less clothes. Italian Facebook is a bit less...sfw than ours. Ciao

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Old 03-14-2012, 03:37 PM   #85
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Her boobs are terrible.
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Old 03-14-2012, 04:50 PM   #86
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Her boobs arstie terrible.
Agreement. Still dig her tho
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Old 03-14-2012, 09:19 PM   #87
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Am I delirious from exhaustion or does that sound really naughty? I'm going to wake up after 12 hours and reread that.
Yep, just a bit naughty.
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Old 03-15-2012, 12:15 AM   #88
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bewbies, bewbies, bewbies
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Old 03-15-2012, 01:57 AM   #89
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you know what will help you not masturbate? extremely bad cheesy porn.

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Old 03-15-2012, 08:47 AM   #90
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If we lived near him, things would get ugly. I already half debated sending a stripper to his house.
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