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Old 11-01-2010, 08:50 AM   #1
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Can these be the parents of that child? I think my buddies wife has been screwing the jamacian cab driver



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Old 11-01-2010, 10:03 AM   #2
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Tell me this guy doesn't really think it's his kid... two gingers probably ain't gonna make a kid with dark skin/eyes/hair. This dudes's a fucking moron if he doesn't get a DNA test... I don't give a fuck how strong the relationship seems.
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Old 11-01-2010, 10:04 AM   #3
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Ummmm... Hmmm - no idea what to say!
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Old 11-01-2010, 11:33 AM   #4
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Tell me this guy doesn't really think it's his kid... two gingers probably ain't gonna make a kid with dark skin/eyes/hair. This dudes's a fucking moron if he doesn't get a DNA test... I don't give a fuck how strong the relationship seems.
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Old 11-01-2010, 11:36 AM   #5
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He is sure its his kid. I dunno they could have left the bun in the oven a little too long
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A DNA test would be in order IF I was him but since I'm not ...to each their own.
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Old 11-01-2010, 11:45 AM   #7
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I'd punch that bitch in the mouth.

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He is sure its his kid. I dunno they could have left the bun in the oven a little too long
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Old 11-01-2010, 01:35 PM   #9
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Wow, just wow. Granted, it CAN happen, but it's extremely rare. One or both of the parents has to have some dark skin in their history, but it is possible for two rather white people to produce a black child. However, I'd still be getting a DNA test.
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Old 11-01-2010, 01:50 PM   #10
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Right..?

I told my wife that if we ever adopt, we're getting a black baby, just so all the local rednecks shoot her dirty looks.
Adopt a white kid from South Africa and just tell everyone that they are an African-American.
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