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Old 02-19-2013, 02:11 PM   #1
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The University of Colorado at Colorado Springs Department of Public Safety has updated an online statement advising female students to consider a variety of unusual actions if they are attacked, including vomiting, urinating and claiming that they are menstruating.

The University of Colorado at Colorado Springs Department of Public Safety has updated a statement advising female college students to consider a variety of unusual actions if they are attacked, including vomiting, urinating and claiming that they are menstruating.

The advisory was updated Monday evening, just hours after the Colorado state House of Representatives passed a package of gun control bills that includes one that would make it illegal for people with concealed weapons permits to carry guns on the campuses of public universities. The bills still have to go to the state Senate and governor.

Some of the pieces of advice which were updated Monday evening on the university's public safety website are ones that many would find familiar, from running away without looking back to "yelling, hitting or biting" your attacker.

But the following two suggestions are a little stranger and are already causing quite the outcry on social media: "Tell your attacker that you have a disease or are menstruating," and "Vomiting or urinating may also convince the attacker to leave you alone."

http://www.ibtimes.com/colorado-coll...-control-bills

this on the heels of CO trying to pass some gun legislation.
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Old 02-19-2013, 02:54 PM   #2
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Wouldn't be surprised....Colorado Springs is a pretty conservative "family values" town, due to the presence of "Focus on the Family" and similar groups

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Or instead of waiting until its too late you could always learn how to protect yourself before someone tries to get dat ass. Jesus H. Christ and SMH at telling them you're menstrating....wow.
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Pissing, vomiting, and bleeding out your cunt? Sounds like a great first date to me...
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Pissing, vomiting, and bleeding out your cunt? Sounds like a great first date to me...
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They usually charge extra for that!
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