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12-18-2008, 04:32 PM
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SPEED RACER
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Florida
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6 Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it. 3. And discover that The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. I apologize about this .. I'm an idiot too and I needed company .... 
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12-18-2008, 04:34 PM
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Official Thread Killer
Join Date: Nov 2008
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Thought there was going to be the:
"You can not lick your own elbow... I bet you tried..." |
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12-18-2008, 04:40 PM
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SPEED RACER
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Location: Florida
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12-18-2008, 04:48 PM
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speed walker
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: in da 305
Moto: Sprint ST
Posts: 325
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muy funny
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12-18-2008, 05:30 PM
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SPEED RACER
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Florida
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mass o menos
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12-19-2008, 04:44 AM
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Like Gixxxxer But Not
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Dirty Jersey
Moto: 2008 ZX6R
Posts: 4,891
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False...I know someone who can do it...I dunno how but its crazy looking.
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12-19-2008, 07:21 AM
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I give Squids a bad name
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Fly Over State
Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd)
Posts: 4,742
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The real challenge is wether you can suck your.... I'll leave it at that.
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12-19-2008, 12:01 PM
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Issukangitok
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Biloxi, MS
Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T
Posts: 2,225
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I wish I could. I wouldn't have a job, or a wife, and I'd still live in my parents basement. Why do anything else? At that point I would have cempletely redifined and acheived the meaning of success.
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What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean? |
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12-19-2008, 12:03 PM
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Alleged Puppy Pimper
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: PA
Moto: Shadow 750 Ace
Posts: 2,135
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but would it make you gay to have a cock in your mouth, even if it's your own?
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12-20-2008, 06:18 PM
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I give Squids a bad name
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Fly Over State
Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd)
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