Funny Olympic Quotes

Rider · 08-27-2008, 01:29 PM

Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I done."

azoomm · 08-27-2008, 01:31 PM

JoJoYZF · 08-27-2008, 02:45 PM

Truly awesome. I wish I woulda heard some of these live.

08-27-2008, 01:29 PM	#1
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	Funny Olympic Quotes Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother." Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious." Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces." At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew." Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I done."

08-27-2008, 01:31 PM	#2
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08-27-2008, 02:45 PM	#3
JoJoYZF Bring on the Zombies! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cleveland Moto: 2000 Yamaha YZF600R Posts: 2,691	Truly awesome. I wish I woulda heard some of these live.