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Old 09-05-2008, 01:50 PM   #1
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Responded to an ad on Craigslist for a house for rent... This is what I got back...

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Thank for your interest in the apartment.The house is still available for rent but I will only be interested in renting it out to a very caring person that will take very good care of the house,I am a lecturer in the state and my field of lecturing is psycology.

But i have just been posted out of the state to Bristish International School in Repulic of Benin somewhere in the southern region for a 2 years course lectured of which their is no one arround me to take charge of the house, am single and my family are all in Paris since my father is one of the state chiropractor and he had to relocate down to paris with my younger one's when he was appointed as the chiropractor of the Redeemed Church in California, am the eldest out of 4 childred. and that is reason i posted the advert and send all email enquiry direct to my personal email box of which you are lucky to have contacted me. Well am presently working down here in Benin Republic and the house is locked up and the key and document are all with me, the bed room flat house which is 100% furnished okay and i have everything you need to keep you and the enviroment tidy:

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1810 Palm Lane,
Orlando,FL 32803

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Date Available: Available for move in now
Rent: $800 month
Utilities Included in Rent? All Included
Is a Security Deposit Required? Yes
Security Deposit Amount: $500

Get back to me soon, so that i will know your mind.

Regard.
Phyllis Kelvin
The best part is... This is the email address and signature:

intensive_111@yahoo.com
adedeji salau

The retard set up the email account using his REAL NAME.
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Old 09-05-2008, 01:58 PM   #2
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Whats the scam though? He hopes you send him the $500 security deposit for a house sight unseen? Who the fuck would do that?
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Old 09-05-2008, 02:18 PM   #3
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Whats the scam though? He hopes you send him the $500 security deposit for a house sight unseen? Who the fuck would do that?
That's what I thought... maybe even try to get you to pony up the first month's rent too... These guys are fucking retarded.
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Old 09-05-2008, 02:28 PM   #4
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The fact that he supposedly lectures in psychology and cant even manage to spell it is hilarious to me.
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Old 09-05-2008, 02:54 PM   #5
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House was recently sold and the email doesn't have any hits on google which usually means scam.
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Old 09-05-2008, 03:58 PM   #6
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lol my wife had me actually go check out a place. 2 bdrm beachfront for 800.00. i laughed at her and told her its a scam, but i'll check it out since it was fairly local. when i got there i talked to the neighbors and called the number on the window. 2500.00 was the actual price. the craigslist listing had a similar story to OSP's...had to move due to family emergency, out of state, looking for someone to take care of the place. blah blah.
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Old 09-05-2008, 10:28 PM   #7
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i like to figure out the scam when im bored

sup mon1, didnt catch u at the show way back when.
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Old 09-06-2008, 03:40 AM   #8
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Let him think you're mailing the check(s) and just send him a pic of your middle finger.
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Old 09-06-2008, 07:40 AM   #9
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Let him think you're mailing the check(s) and just send him a pic of your middle finger.
Nah, I'll send a pic of my asshole.
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Old 09-08-2008, 01:41 PM   #10
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i like to figure out the scam when im bored

sup mon1, didnt catch u at the show way back when.
yeah, wife and i were set to go, but babysitter bailed and we didnt feel like having to park off site and taking a shuttle in.
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