Joke for Monday

lauralynne · 12-01-2008, 01:37 PM

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15
kids.

'WOW!' the social worker exclaims. 'Are they all yours?''

'Yep, they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having
heard that question a thousand times before.

She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to find seats.

'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign
up. I'll need all your children's names.'

'Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named 'Leroy' and the
girls are all named 'Leighroy'.'

In disbelief, the case worker. 'Are you serious? They're ALL
named Leroy?'

Their momma replied, 'Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it's
time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An when it's
time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an they all comes a runnin. An' if I need
to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell Leroy' and all of
them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy.'

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her
forehead and says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and
not the whole bunch?'

'Then I call them by their last names.'

DLIT · 12-01-2008, 01:40 PM

Whores make the world go 'round.

Rider · 12-01-2008, 01:54 PM

Hondahugger · 12-01-2008, 02:01 PM

Father's Day must be a pretty confusing day in that house!

Particle Man · 12-01-2008, 08:08 PM

hahaha

speedylocksmith · 12-02-2008, 03:46 AM

older than the intarwebs, but still funny

rogue · 12-02-2008, 04:13 AM

LeeNetworX · 12-02-2008, 07:09 AM

I find your joke racially offensive.

Particle Man · 12-02-2008, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

I find your joke racially offensive.

suuuuuuuuuure you do

LeeNetworX · 12-02-2008, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Particle Man

suuuuuuuuuure you do

Quiet, you!

12-01-2008, 01:37 PM	#1
lauralynne 667:Neighbor of the Beast Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Everett WA Moto: VTR1000, SV650, FZR400, CRF150 Posts: 1,403	Joke for Monday A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. 'WOW!' the social worker exclaims. 'Are they all yours?'' 'Yep, they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to find seats. 'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names.' 'Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named 'Leroy' and the girls are all named 'Leighroy'.' In disbelief, the case worker. 'Are you serious? They're ALL named Leroy?' Their momma replied, 'Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it's time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an they all comes a runnin. An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy.' The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?' 'Then I call them by their last names.' __________________ WMRRA's slowest Expert! triathalete, mom, racer, rider, friend, sister, wife - all in one tidy package! Married my best friend 8/30/09

12-01-2008, 01:40 PM	#2
DLIT Clit Commander Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Las Vegas Moto: 2012 Ducati 1199 Panigale S Posts: 4,189	Whores make the world go 'round. __________________ Dress for the crash. Not the ride.

12-01-2008, 08:08 PM	#5
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	hahaha __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

12-01-2008, 01:54 PM	#3
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12-02-2008, 03:46 AM	#6
speedylocksmith Much better off!! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Hollyweird, FL Moto: 05 1Krr Posts: 676	older than the intarwebs, but still funny

12-02-2008, 07:09 AM	#8
LeeNetworX SFL Expatriate #1 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ATL Burbs Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple Posts: 4,712	I find your joke racially offensive.