Dog frozen to sidewalk; fat helped it survive

Avatard · 12-05-2008, 04:02 PM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28072038/

Dog frozen to sidewalk; fat helped it survive
Shelter workers uses warm water to free it; owner arrested

Amorok · 12-05-2008, 04:03 PM

Bwahahahaha!!! Ahhhh hahahahaha!!!!!

speedylocksmith · 12-05-2008, 04:05 PM

that's fucked up, the dog owner should suffer!!! I guess there's a good reason to be fat

xx CURVE xx · 12-05-2008, 04:10 PM

They should freeze owners balls to sidewalk

fatbuckRTO · 12-05-2008, 04:22 PM

I hate people.

Captain Morgan · 12-05-2008, 04:28 PM

The owner said she couldn't get the dog to come inside. Is that because the dog was stubborn or was the dog already frozen to the sidewalk?

Dragonpaco · 12-05-2008, 04:29 PM

the owner is some piece of shit trying to get out of trouble. who's going to argue with his story? the dog?

the chi · 12-05-2008, 04:33 PM

For my fellow lazies...

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SHEBOYGAN, Wis. - A dog weighing more than 120 pounds survived being frozen to a sidewalk overnight, probably because he was insulated by layers of fat, authorities said.

The Sheboygan County Humane Society says the "morbidly obese" dog, an aging border collie mix named Jiffy, froze to the sidewalk when he was left out overnight Wednesday. Shelter manager Carey Payne says few dogs could survive the single-digit temperatures, and it was probably the fat that made the difference.

Jiffy's 59-year-old owner was arrested Thursday morning on suspicion of animal neglect, Sheboygan Police Lt. Tim Eirich said. She told police she tried to get the dog inside but couldn't, and instead checked on him every few hours.

The dog is 11 or 12 years old, Eirich said. Shelter workers poured warm water over Jiffy's back end to unstick him from the sidewalk, Payne said, and it was too soon to say whether he suffered any long-term effects.

OneSickPsycho · 12-05-2008, 05:03 PM

That's it, I'm staying fat for pure survival purposes... Never know when I might be frozen to the sidewalk next.

Particle Man · 12-05-2008, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

That's it, I'm staying fat for pure survival purposes... Never know when I might be frozen to the sidewalk next.

Werd.

12-05-2008, 04:02 PM	#1
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Dog frozen to sidewalk; fat helped it survive http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28072038/ Dog frozen to sidewalk; fat helped it survive Shelter workers uses warm water to free it; owner arrested __________________ Insert free thought here.

12-05-2008, 04:03 PM	#2
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	Bwahahahaha!!! Ahhhh hahahahaha!!!!! __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

12-05-2008, 04:22 PM	#5
fatbuckRTO This is not the sig line. Join Date: Dec 2008 Moto: Be prepared. What? Oh, moto... Posts: 1,279	I hate people. __________________ This was no time for half measures. He was a captain, godsdammit. An officer. Things like this didn't present a problem for an officer. Officers had a tried and tested way of solving problems like this. It was called a sergeant. -Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

12-05-2008, 04:05 PM	#3
speedylocksmith Much better off!! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Hollyweird, FL Moto: 05 1Krr Posts: 676	that's fucked up, the dog owner should suffer!!! I guess there's a good reason to be fat

12-05-2008, 04:10 PM	#4
xx CURVE xx SMELL MY LEVER Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Texas Moto: Tards Posts: 1,034	They should freeze owners balls to sidewalk

12-05-2008, 04:28 PM	#6
Captain Morgan Let's do another U-turn Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indiana Moto: 2009 V-Strom Posts: 3,816	The owner said she couldn't get the dog to come inside. Is that because the dog was stubborn or was the dog already frozen to the sidewalk?

12-05-2008, 05:03 PM	#9
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	That's it, I'm staying fat for pure survival purposes... Never know when I might be frozen to the sidewalk next.